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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How long has it been since Janeway has had coffee?
A: I think Janeway is turning green, so we better run while we can.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oops, we're out of coffee. What should we do?
A: Soft hands[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh Picrad, how do you keep the Borg wanting you to be in their collective so badly?
A:Spike, but it's sunny out.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Damn.
Q: Who would Buffy have taken for a walk had it not been for the weather? A: Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here... now... thank you. How are you?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What exactly is going on down there, Malcom?
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: All the hair has fallen off my monkey?
A: Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's snakes, Indy!
A: I've been quoting Harrison Ford a lot lately.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is a sign you have been watching to many Harrison Ford movies?
A: Indiana Jones and the temple of the chili police[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What is the title of the next Indiana Jones movie?
A: He said: 'Grrrr Roarrrr Grrrr,' are you deaf or something?[/colorost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: OW! Why did your dog just bite me? All I did was stroking him.
A: Sweaty feet[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm going down to McDonalds to grab a Burger, what do you want to eat, Catalina?
A:Cher, Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, but not Brad Pitt, uh uh, no no no![/colorost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Name four famous women.
A: A Chinese-Swahili dictionary [quoteost_uid0]Q: I'm going down to McDonalds to grab a Burger, what do you want to eat, Catalina?[/quoteost_uid0] Ahum. Thank you.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What did Uhura and Hoshi wich they had when they both got transported by a temporal anomaly to the same place and time?
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: I said bring me the Doctor, not the Doctor![/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Sorry about taking so long, Captain, but it's a long, dangerous, deadly way to the Alpha Quadrant and back. I didn't know which Doctor Who you wanted, so I grabbed the first one I came across, number three. ...Why are you looking at me like that?
A. No, it's Thursday.[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You're always a day behind NAH, it's friday today, you know.
A: It's raining outside.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What did Uhura and Hoshi wich they had when they both got transported by a temporal anomaly to the same place and time?[/quoteost_uid0]
Hoshi Sato is Japanese not Chinese. Mild cleverness rating to "Hoshi." It means "star" in Japanese.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh. I couldn't remember. I do happen to know that the actress (whose name I've conveniently forgotten) is half-Korean though.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Anya asking Willow a question:" It's my wedding...please tell me it's sunny, or maybe it's sunny with some fluffy white clouds, or at least overcast with no rain...because rain makes Xander leave town..."
A: Oh, are you dead? Sorry, Neelix made the coffee.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Gasp! Ack! Chakotay, you spiked the coffee! How could you--GAK!
A. I think the mutant purple shooter marble took off with it.[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Linda Park, I think.
Park is a Korean name, yeah. There's a saying, I think: If you throw a rock in the air, it will hit a Kim, a Lee, or a Park when it falls. [/colorost_uid0] |
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