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Old 07-01-2003, 11:03 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Would you like me to cook this pie with my phaser?

A: That's weird, the borg vessels are playing hide and go seek like good little borg.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:35 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, what the borg doing right now, besides trying to kill us with weapons of DOOM?



A: The Borg dont like chocolate, so they're bitches.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-02-2003, 01:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you noticed Captain Picard acting strangely ever since his accidental mindmeld with Troi?

A: I feel my time would be better used by killing you.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-02-2003, 01:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Do you want to go down to the Sa'ar Chasm and play with the man eating water lillys?


A.I think that might be a conflict of interest.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:40 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Katy, why didn't you tell Zeke that the Global Association of Citizen Against Pie wanted him to be their PR director?

A. No, that's only our second-most evil method of torture. Our most-evillestest method is to brainwash you so that you mindlessly repeat "kookaburra, kookaburra, kookaburra, kookaburra..." over and over again constantly.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 26 hours of Barney episodes? The horror, the horror...

A: If you go down to the swamp today, you'd better watch out for flies.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey anyone want to go watch some gators play some football?

A: Help Tuvok! Don't let me fall...into this giant pie!

[quoteost_uid0]Q: 26 hours of Barney episodes? The horror, the horror...
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I do believe that is the ultimate torture. One second of Barney is enough for me. Wait, Teletubbies are worse.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My sensitive Vulcan ears are detecting a disturbance on that outcropping near that giant pie. What do you think it could be?

A: Anything you want. Price? Your soul.

The barney theme song is actually one of the tools the US army uses to break the will of prisoners who refuse to give them information.

This deeply amuses me, because I always knew Barney was just a purple version of Armus.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can you pass the salt? I mean, it's just sitting there...

((hehe, cute link ))

A: Tables.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-02-2003, 09:14 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Gee, I feel kind of weirded out. What did you just hit me with?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Pineapple upside-down cake[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-02-2003, 11:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Urrgghh! What was Neelix trying to make?

A: Just go to http://vedran.bravepages.com to find out.

(Zeke, you get a mention.)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-03-2003, 01:14 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If I want to go to The Dancing Vedran how do I get there? Because banging the kayboard with the mouse doesnt help.


A: Okay, him slash that guy is okay, but him slash Aragorn is just wrong, very wrong, unless you're an Elf.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think of Aragorn slashfic?

A: I was at the Bid Committee party, and I'm still a little deaf.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. So, what were you doing in St. Louis, Nan? ...Nan? Hey, Nan?

A. It's too hideous a story to tell. Let's just say that several pigeons and a large bumblebee needed to seek immediate psychiatric counseling as a direct result.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you covered with honey and feathers, there, Nah?

A: He violated the rule against multiple exclamation marks. He deserved what he got![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Worf! You killed Wesley! Why?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I think I've swallowed a sword![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-03-2003, 08:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you NEVER want to read in ANY LOTR slash containing Gimli?


((*ow, you dont have hit me for that one, thanks*))


A: Wesley! Wesley! Eat some lettuce and ketchup![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-03-2003, 08:05 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Worf say when he wanted Wesley to eat poisoned lettuce without tasting it?

A: Let's do it again![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Janeway say after Tom saved the ship by riding the shockwave?

A: Sensors detected coffee in that shockwave that nearly killed us. Janeway: Lets go get it![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened next?

A: It's only been seven days.[/colorost_uid0]
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