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12-01-2005, 07:45 AM
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Q: Did that car seem to warm?
A: Stupid thermometer broke.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers 
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#5222
12-01-2005, 07:48 AM
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Q: This thermometer says it's -80 degrees centigrade!
A: That's not possible.
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#5223
12-01-2005, 07:50 AM
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Q: Did ypu know I'm really Q?
A: Right, and I'm the king of france. And the wau things are going over there, I really don't want to be.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5224
12-01-2005, 07:54 AM
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Q: I just won a million bucks!
A: Typos!
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#5225
12-01-2005, 07:57 AM
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Q: Yuo now waht I hvae a lto fo?
A: My sources say....probably not.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5226
12-01-2005, 07:59 AM
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Q: Will I win a million dollars?
A: The 8-ball says... unlikely.
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#5227
12-01-2005, 09:04 AM
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Q: Are you superstitious?
A: Yeah, right. :roll:
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5228
12-01-2005, 11:32 AM
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Q: I'm Prince Harry's Canadian girlfriend!
A: 8-balls, redshirts, togas, typos, $1 mil, bling...*sigh*
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5229
12-01-2005, 11:55 AM
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Q: Ok, go over the checklist again for the big party tonight.
A: I can't believe we almost forgot that
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#5230
12-01-2005, 12:20 PM
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Q: Don't forget, you need the actual COMPUTER before you can finish working on it
A: Stupid, stupid people...
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#5231
12-01-2005, 10:15 PM
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Q: Ever read the Darwin Awards?
A: They're tales from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5232
12-01-2005, 11:39 PM
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Q: What's the OC about?
A: Well, sure, if you like that sort of shallow carp.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5233
12-01-2005, 11:45 PM
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Q: So is the fishing any good in the lake near here?
A: Depends on what you mean by "here".
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5234
12-02-2005, 12:07 AM
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Q: Is that nuclear missile I told you to watch still here?
A: Well, that's bad.
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#5235
12-02-2005, 12:10 AM
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Q: Is it a good sign that I see that mushroom cloud over there?
A: Quick! Eat pie!
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#5236
12-02-2005, 12:13 AM
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Q: We have five minutes to live! What should we do!
A: No, we can still save the universe if we act quickly!
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#5237
12-02-2005, 12:24 AM
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Q: Since our shuttle has crashed and there is no way to hail our ship, do you want some pie while we wait for this planet to blow up?
A: Did you have to mention him?
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#5238
12-02-2005, 12:30 AM
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Q: Did you hear about TopHatMan today yet?
A: Annoying!
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#5239
12-02-2005, 01:43 AM
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Q: What do you think about Xeroc having a "member title" in his avvy?
A: Q: A:Q: Error made. Please go "back" and retype entry.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5240
12-02-2005, 04:20 AM
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Q: Quargthl H'juast KoAjkuek!
A: I don't speak whatever that is.
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