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08-24-2005, 03:50 AM
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Q: What would you say if I told you a horde of rampaging vampire monkeys were bearing down on us?
A: Yarr, there be Pie in that there fridge!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall! 
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#4822
08-24-2005, 05:35 AM
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Q: Excuse me, Mr. Pirate-man, but why are you attacking and pillaging the large appliance section of Sears?
A: Terrifying space monkeys!!!!
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08-24-2005, 08:19 AM
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Q: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...
A: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's The Birdman!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4824
08-24-2005, 10:39 AM
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Q: is that flying around your sanity?
A: yes evil and from the future and stinging....hey my identities mix...noooooooooooooooo :!:
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08-24-2005, 11:50 AM
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Q: You know, I strictly believe that Evil Future Guy is just a character in Enterprise, and not anyone here. :twisted:
A: This will be the best day of your life.
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#4826
08-24-2005, 12:47 PM
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Q: one day I will become the evil future bee-man MWAHAHAHA
A: :shock: hey it was the swarm of nanorobots over there
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#4827
08-24-2005, 01:15 PM
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Q: Hey danieldoof could you AHHHHHHHH!
A: ?parC .ehT .tahW
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#4828
08-24-2005, 01:40 PM
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Q: time travel is cool huh?
A: no they are all yellow inside
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08-24-2005, 02:56 PM
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Q: So... are the clones blue inside?
A: It's because I'm cool, and you're not
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#4830
08-24-2005, 03:28 PM
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Q: Why hasn't your ice-cream melted yet?
A: chocolate - and lots of it!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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08-24-2005, 09:47 PM
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Q: So HOW does it work?
A: It'd be kiwi, but I'm allergic to it
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#4832
08-24-2005, 11:30 PM
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Q: What's your favorite colour?
A: I'll have to think about it to find an appropriate OLP lyric...and then answer you later.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4833
09-09-2005, 09:46 AM
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Q: What is the, could-not-be-worse, worst line you have ever heard in your life?
A: "Intruder Alert! Alert Cancelled! Intruder Alert! Intruder Cancelled! All Intruders, please report to the detention center..."
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4834
09-10-2005, 10:38 AM
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Q: What happened when you fitted you ship with Microsoft Security, then?
A: There was once a young lady of Quirm....
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4835
09-11-2005, 11:57 AM
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Q: What joke did you say to make everyone run away?
A: It's really not about Star Trek, but about justice!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4836
09-11-2005, 12:00 PM
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Q: Honestly, how could you kill that man over a star-trek reenactment?
A: ...whatever
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4837
09-11-2005, 06:35 PM
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Q: THE UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING!
A: Not a chance.
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#4838
09-11-2005, 08:15 PM
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Q: Can you spare a coin, Guv'nor?
A: That would be... would be... actually, I don't really know...
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4839
09-11-2005, 08:18 PM
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Q: What about VALENTINE DYALL as a corpse in STAR TREK?
A: Jim!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4840
09-11-2005, 11:11 PM
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Q: What was Mr. Dandy's first name again?
A: Just ask A. Random-Person.
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