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02-11-2005, 06:51 AM
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Q: I become the scapegoat because I am overly helpful.
A: Question all authority, unless they can give you a good reference.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#4202
02-11-2005, 12:28 PM
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Q: I need a job
A: Not really, no, I don't think - DUCK!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4203
02-12-2005, 06:10 AM
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Q: Did you make sure you closed the gate to the duck habitat?
A: You are late
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4204
02-13-2005, 05:51 AM
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Q: So, where's the time gate?
A: Dot com.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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#4205
02-13-2005, 05:57 AM
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Q: Can you repeat the end of that email address? I sorta lost ya after the long name.
A: Never date or marry a psychic
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4206
02-13-2005, 07:57 AM
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Q: What did Queen Aba Crystal Moonshine Lightshine say to you when you asked her to marry you?
A: That's entertainment.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4207
02-14-2005, 02:58 AM
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Q: Why do you watch your husband do all the housework?
A: Maybe you should reboot the universe
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4208
02-14-2005, 06:22 AM
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Q: Today totally sucks.
A: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4209
02-15-2005, 03:41 AM
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Q: Today is Valentine's Day.
A: Not every Monday is bad
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4210
02-15-2005, 05:39 AM
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Q: Every Monday is bad because it will remind of Valentine's Day.
A: Well, friends are people too!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4211
02-15-2005, 11:06 PM
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Q: Give me a good reason why I can trust people
A: The Good, The Bad, and the unmentionable
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4212
02-16-2005, 05:47 AM
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Q: What is Britney Spear's Top Ten Hits cd called?
A: Boohoo, you little swine.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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02-16-2005, 06:17 AM
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Q: Just great, I dropped the pie on my new carpet!
A: Now I've seen everything
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4214
02-17-2005, 03:24 AM
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Q: What did that guy say?
A: Buy some.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4215
02-17-2005, 03:30 AM
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Q: Chocolate?
A: Naw, Really?
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Truer words were never spoken. Xeroc Central 5MChat: PHP/JS Chat 2.0 Click here to view the chat in progress!
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#4216
02-17-2005, 03:36 AM
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Q: You know that girl, Ally Naw, in our class who said she was going to the French Riveria? Well, I saw her at the mall.
A: He didn't like the idea.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4217
02-17-2005, 05:30 AM
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Q: What did TopHatMan say about the pie idea?
A: Reverse!
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#4218
02-17-2005, 10:24 PM
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Q: What does the R stand for next to the lever thingy?
A: I've had it all my life.
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I have an avatar, but now what? Two wrongs make a right, three rights make a left, four lefts make a circle, and five circles make the symbol for the Olympics. This is not necessarily signifigant.
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#4219
02-17-2005, 11:12 PM
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Q: What is with your hairstyle?
A: Janeway, Tom Paris, and Tuvok
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#4220
02-18-2005, 06:07 AM
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Q: Who likes short shorts?
A: It doesn't say that!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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