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12-20-2004, 04:43 AM
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Q: But your location says 'behind you'!
A: I don't even want to know the answer to that.
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Sig v8.2.2 No, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to go and do it anyway. *pokes avatar* Made by a good LJ friend. Thanks Ani! Dark Blues: I'm going to kill you! Enzan: Not if I kill me first! Dark Blues: You...are aware my goal is accomplished either way, right? Enzan: ...Yeah... 
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#3883
12-20-2004, 12:11 PM
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Q: Do you think Severus Snape and CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow would make good friends in a crossover fic inolving rum, butterbeer, Legolas, and Picard/Crusher?
A: I can not stand such an abomination of P/C.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3884
12-20-2004, 01:19 PM
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Q: Seven/Neelix!
A: Oh, Oops!  ops:
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#3885
12-20-2004, 06:48 PM
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Q: You just mentioned a nasty 'ship. Ew.
A: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3886
12-20-2004, 06:49 PM
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Q: What happened to the viewscreen?
A: Drat-matic.
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#3887
12-20-2004, 07:07 PM
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Q: Did you just double-post?
A: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3888
12-20-2004, 07:18 PM
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Q: So, what are your opinions on Antarctica?
A: Great. Just Bloody Perfect.
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#3889
12-20-2004, 07:32 PM
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Q: Your mascara is running.
A: New!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3890
12-20-2004, 09:53 PM
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Q: Is that building what I think it is?
A: Well, It is true that uh... basically, about this topic, the is, however, on to the next subject, like, approximately, well, y'know.
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#3891
12-20-2004, 10:06 PM
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Q: Like...you mean, so they did this thing, and then that guy did stuff, and girl invented that thingy, and then more stuff happened?
A: Mary Poppins!
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#3893
12-21-2004, 03:01 AM
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Q: Are you going to convince Opium to write me as the one who saves Seko?
A: Sorry, I'm going to have to prod you with this stick
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#3894
12-21-2004, 04:32 AM
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Q: Hey, wanna hear some puns?
A: Pennies. 100,000,000 of them.
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#3895
12-21-2004, 05:01 AM
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Q: Whoa! Does that bag have a million bucks in it?
A: Do you mind? I'm trying to use stealth here.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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12-21-2004, 05:07 AM
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Q: Pssssst. Have you seen anything?
A: Attach it to the hull.
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#3897
12-21-2004, 07:37 PM
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Q) You got an idea as to what to do with this humongo roll of duct tape?
A) Meowsa.
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CO, USS Kep Salu Evil Emperor of the Black Isles....... Yodck: The perfect Anti-Sith butt-whooping, going medival Jedi Master! (Complete with nerve pinches, and strange vulcan sayings spoken in yoda tounge.) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AllianceCommand/ The site of strange things. I reject your reality and subsititute my own!
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#3898
12-21-2004, 09:20 PM
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Q: Meow?
A: Not so Meow!
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#3899
12-22-2004, 12:07 AM
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Q: How is China these days? Still loving Mao?
A: Hurry!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3900
12-22-2004, 01:01 AM
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Q: I hear we're being chased by 100 ninjas - should I go any faster?
A: I wouldn't put my money on that.
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