Answer --> Question game

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens to your hand when you pick up a can of Chef's Surprise brand chili?

A: Two monkeys with only one banana.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the scenario of Tom Paris' favourite holodeck-program?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The story of the boy who cried "Tribble!"[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Which cautionary tale is often told to Klingon children by their parents?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Only under the supervision of the MoD.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Under the law, what is the only way to watch a Pauly Shore movie?




A:Spock eats chocolate sauce.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the most popular children's book among human-Vulcan hybrids?

A: Last year's Oscar nominees.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Who can be found among this year's busts?

A. Well, see, Neelix wanted to cut some firewood, and...[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did Chakotay get a restraining order on Nelix?

A: The security footage from when Janeway was running around the ship fighting macroviruses.[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What show is better - as in, more entertaining, more interesting, and having a plot that makes more sense - than "A Night in Sickbay"?

A. Tapioca pudding, 35 degrees Celsius.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is the best side dish to accompany a serving of Chakotay's leg?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bring Me To Life[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do the doctors of Star Trek hear in their sleep after a day of reviving dead people?

A: "This looks like a great shockwave to ride!"[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is the phrase that the rest of the [iost_uid0]Voyager[/iost_uid0] crew most dread hearing Tom Paris say?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Two and a half gross of bananas.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: how much did the winner of voyager's last banana-eating contest eat?

A: 28 years[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is believed to be the period of time meant by Zeke's 'soon'?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: By trianglulation.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: how did the borg find Earth in First Contact?

A: yes, but not by the book[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Has the 'Kobayashi Maru' simulation ever been successfully beaten?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: It left the entire ship enclosed in a vast Frinkahedron.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What was the result of Neelix's last cooking experiment?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Pregnant men[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What is the one thing pregnant women dream of?

A:Holodeck episodes[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: what is the one thing star trek and the matrix have in common?

A: he wouldn't see it.[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What did the psychoanalyst do when his receptionist told him there was a green, twelve-foot tentacled monster claiming that people treated him like he was invisible?

A. He scored a home run twelve minutes before dinner.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: For what reason was the head of the Brockian Ultra-cricket Association banned from the game for two months?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: "It's perfectly safe - they don't eat people...."[/colorost_uid0]