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Q: :?:
A: :!:
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#3702
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Q: aCK!!1
A: ops:
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What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'? |
#3703
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Q: Are you aware your hat is backwards?
A: I kinda saw it coming. |
#3704
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Q: The Third Impact happened yesterday.
A: Take this, you carb-counter!
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What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'? |
#3705
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Q: Pie? no thanks, it's the food of the devil.
A: :shock: |
#3706
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Q: Poutine? It's fries with cheese curd and gravy.
A: No, I'de rather watch "Gigli", which sounds like pulling teeth.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#3707
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Q: Do you want to watch "Master of Disguise"?
A: It's a water retainer.
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#3708
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Q: Why is that thing in your mouth so wet?
A: Oh, that explains why you bought all the armadillos.
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
#3709
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Q: They're part of my plan to take over the world!
A: It's an interesting idea, for sure!
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#3710
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Q: So I think I'll market plain old tap water as Deluxio Wassa de Bottlilia, make make millions, and take over the world.
A: Here's the place.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#3711
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Q: Where's the place?
A: Oh, well I'll be leaving then...
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then! |
#3712
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Q: Well, we decided that we are going to talk about Anime today on IRC.
A: I think I will be leaving too. |
#3713
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Q: Hey, a huge meteor. In an unrelated matter, did I leave my stove on?
A: The sniper rifle.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS |
#3714
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Q: "The rifle"? Do you mean I should hand you the hunting rifle, the other hunting rifle, the sniper rifle, the hobby rifle, the other other hunting rifle, the Civil War rifle, the blaster rifle, the other blaster rifle, the phaser rifle...
A: No, I think someone has a patent on that too.
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
#3715
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Q: You mean they have a patent on the pie? Rats. Well, how about I claim the Top Hat?
A: Well, that was unexpected |
#3716
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Q: Let's see who our visitors are. Wow, it's John and TopHatMan!
A: I admit there is a certain amount of resemblance in that respect. But it's still not a rip-off! Really!
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#3717
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Q: That logo looks just like the 5MV logo!
A: No one knows.
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#3718
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Q: When are the member titles coming back?
A: It's a pumpkin! |
#3719
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Q: WOW! An X-Box 53240652307465! Where'd this come from?
A: Err....Well...you see...TRANSFORMERS!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then! |
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Q: What're those?
A: Fire!
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