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09-25-2004, 11:11 PM
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Q: Do you have any redshirts?
A: If you were in the IRC right now, you'd know.
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#3262
09-25-2004, 11:32 PM
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Q: Who's on IRC right now?
A: Are you hinting at something?
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#3263
09-26-2004, 03:45 AM
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Q: Maybe you should be in the IRC now.
A: I wouldn't be suprised
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#3264
09-28-2004, 05:47 AM
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Q: Jim, John is dead
A: John, Jim is dead
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#3265
09-28-2004, 07:58 AM
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Q: What happened, Joe?
A: Answer this, *edited for content*.
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#3266
09-28-2004, 05:13 PM
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Q: *Question tore up due to the extreme nature of the content. Plus, there is no mention of pie*
A: 6.283185307
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#3267
09-28-2004, 08:38 PM
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Q: hey lets add my pi(e) and your pi(e), what do we get than?
A: what??? another pie???
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#3269
09-29-2004, 01:24 AM
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Q: Is this right:
 ?A: Are you sure?
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#3270
09-29-2004, 02:35 AM
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Q: That alien that attacked us turned me into a woman
A: It's not like I can pull out a new ship out of my pocket every time we get damaged.
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#3271
09-29-2004, 03:13 AM
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Q: Captain, why are we still heading out of the solar system? The window in my quarters got dirtied and scuffed up badly when that silly pilot person sideswiped Io. Hadn't we better send the ship to the cleaners and borrow a clean one?
A: No, let's do it some other time. I hate to kill a man whose girlfriend just dumped him.
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#3272
09-29-2004, 04:15 AM
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Q: Hey! TopHatMan! Let's kill John!
A: As a last resort...maybe.
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#3273
09-29-2004, 05:26 AM
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Q: Should I send another redshirt?
A: Are you color blind? Those are blue shirts! We need them!
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#3274
09-29-2004, 10:21 PM
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Q: So... I should get rid of these redshirts then, right?
A: Pie!
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#3275
09-30-2004, 01:10 AM
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Q: Ice cream?
A: Misstakes ar inevitable.
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09-30-2004, 03:23 AM
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Q: Akc! Tipos!
A: I wouldn't try it - it sounds dangerous.
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#3277
09-30-2004, 09:18 AM
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Q: Want to watch CSI with me?
A: Was that an insult to all politicians, or to all lawyers?
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#3279
10-01-2004, 01:42 AM
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Q: What did the duck say when you beamed him to the surface?
A: I got it! Come up with a brilliant idea so we can get a working lightbulb. Oh wait, I got one... *grabs light bulb above head*
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