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09-05-2004, 03:58 AM
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Q: Speaking in a way that almost makes sense, can you tell me where I can find these clogs?
A: Eighteen slips of latinum. In advance.
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#3162
09-05-2004, 04:23 AM
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Q: So, how much are these clogs?
A: Yeesh, why would I ever know a thing like that?
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#3163
09-05-2004, 08:47 AM
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Q: This standard wirehaired dachshund can be trained to do almost anything-from answer the door to answer the phone. It can dance, howl in tune, bring you any item you want. It is trained to move chairs into place to get items you ask for or to help you into a chair. This dachshund alerts when there is a stranger at the door in a loud bark, and will nudge you when there someone you know at the door. The only catch is, it chews on wooden clogs, so if have any, put them up high.
A: Maybe if it did not cost $200.
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#3164
09-05-2004, 05:45 PM
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Q: Do you want to buy this Top Hat?
A: No, I didn't!
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#3165
09-05-2004, 08:45 PM
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Q: hey you made a spelling mistake in your last post
A: let me think about it .......... erm no!!
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#3166
09-05-2004, 09:20 PM
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Q: You sure I can't have some redshirts?
A: Of Course!
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#3167
09-06-2004, 01:49 AM
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Q: Do you love TopHatMan and John? Do you have all their posters on your walls?
A: It made sense yesterday.
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#3168
09-06-2004, 03:38 AM
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Q: What's all this about TopHatMan and John?
A: The fifth degree.
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#3169
09-06-2004, 08:00 AM
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Q: What degree would random-redshirt-killing fall under in the national federation act?
A: If they could make that I would definately buy it! No wait... I wouldn't.
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#3170
09-06-2004, 09:09 AM
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Q: Did you hear about the new romance novel featuring Tony Danza, Wesley Crusher, George Kastanza and some random Texas chorusline girls?
A: That idea just might not work out as well as you think.
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#3171
09-06-2004, 12:29 PM
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Q: A Star Trek Broadway Show with redshirts wearing clogs and pink bow ties?
A: OH my, what have you started here
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#3172
09-07-2004, 09:27 AM
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Q: So then TopHatMan went with John to pick some women at the local Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con convention, and of course they did, because now they are celebs, and...
A: It caught on. It's out of my control now.
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#3173
09-07-2004, 06:06 PM
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Q: I see you started another crazy idea that we can't get rid of. What do you have to say for yourself?
A: Ok, for now on if anyone mentions them, you give me a nickle.
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#3174
09-07-2004, 11:57 PM
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Q: Now that TophatMan and John have become recurring characters, what do I get?
A: Nah, it would be better if it starred TopHatMan and John
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09-08-2004, 01:37 AM
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Q. Oh my. Disney's going to do a Wizard of Oz movie starring the Muppets. Isn't this going to be just perfect. :?
A: What, don't you trust me?
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#3176
09-08-2004, 09:50 AM
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Q: I am not sending $200 to the "NAHTMMM wants to feed poor little starving kids pecan pie" fund.
A: This is going to be a long one.
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#3177
09-08-2004, 08:03 PM
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Q: Did you hear? Someone's going to piece together the one-by-one story all together!
A: Hit Escape.
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#3178
09-09-2004, 06:19 AM
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Q: ACK! The One-By-One story has started reproducing little John's and TopHatMan's on my computer!
Actually, NeoMatrix HAS compiled the One-by-one together already! A: If I don't make it, know that I was indifferent all along.
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09-10-2004, 04:32 AM
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Q: It doesn't look like you are going to make it out of the mall in time.
A: Well, when I saw him in the store today, he asked me if I wanted paper or plastic.
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#3180
09-10-2004, 04:48 AM
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Q: Did you hear John just got a new job at the grocery store on the corner?
A: What? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
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