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Old 07-29-2004, 08:28 AM
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Q: What should I do before I leave Tofino?


A: You say a lot of wierd things, but that actually made a lot of sense!
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Old 07-29-2004, 02:22 PM
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Q: *THWAP* GAK!

A: I have always wondered where she kept that space station hidden
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Old 07-30-2004, 11:33 PM
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Q: Is that...TopHatMan and John wearing tutu's?



A: Now don't forget, you are now a fangirl.
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Old 07-31-2004, 02:06 AM
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Q: When attending a Star Trek convention as part of the Witness Protection program,what did Agent Robinson tell Janey Stevens?

Brad Pitt and a bed full of cheese doodles,of course.
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Old 07-31-2004, 02:21 AM
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Q: What is T'Pol's biggest fantasy that does not contain chilli or pecan pie or Trip or Archer?


A: That was just very wrong. Do it again!
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Old 07-31-2004, 02:41 PM
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Q: I got mad at John, so I killed him a couple of times.

A: That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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Old 07-31-2004, 11:05 PM
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Q: Did anyone ever tell you you are exactly like TopHatMan and John all rolled into one?



A: That's sweet, but no.
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Old 08-01-2004, 03:54 AM
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Q: Opium, you are beautiful. Wanna go out to a movie?

A: I will even let you pick the movie.
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Old 08-01-2004, 07:58 AM
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Q: Why are you still posting? I said no to the movie, I mean, really, "Catwoman"? Yeck!


A: Maybe if you buy dinner, pay for the movie(which will be the Bourne Supremcy) rent a limo, and promise no come-ons or pick-up lines, sure.
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Old 08-01-2004, 05:06 PM
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Q. What are the conditions for Opium going out with NeoMatrix?

A.Okay,if it's what you want....lemme get my axe.
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Old 08-01-2004, 08:52 PM
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Q: All I want you to do is to cut this tree down onto TopHatMan and John, its not like I want to marry you or anything.

A: The tree over there, not this one
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Old 08-02-2004, 02:58 AM
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Q: So it is under this tree that you want to get married to TopHatMan?


A: Is that naughty fanfiction or something?
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Old 08-02-2004, 04:05 AM
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Q: NO! You cant look at that book.

A: Just another unsolved murder mystery
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Old 08-02-2004, 08:44 AM
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Q: What's with this pile of old threads?

A: You can't use ginger ale for that.
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:41 AM
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Q: I was thinking of writing a sexy new fanfic series about Snape and an Original Character.



A: I didn't realize that sort of dirt was allowed.
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Old 08-02-2004, 05:10 PM
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Q: Have a hole to fill? Well, here are some rumors for you *Whispers
Rumors*

A: I'll keep this dirt for another hole. This is too good to let go of
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:25 PM
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Q: I see you have a huge whole in the text of your Rumour Page. Why don't you use that gossip about NeoMatrix stalking Keanu Reeves? 8)


A: I wish we had more emoticons.
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Old 08-03-2004, 02:45 AM
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Q: I would express how I feel right now, but there is no emoticon for it.

A: :twisted:
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Old 08-03-2004, 07:16 AM
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Q: What do you think of Dax/Kirk fanfiction?



A: Whatever, just don't call me.
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Old 08-03-2004, 08:43 AM
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Q: hey did you know Patrick Stewart want's to meet you?


A: yeah, I do that for living, too.
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