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Old 06-20-2004, 05:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: No No No. It's a cuthtomer

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Old 06-20-2004, 10:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how did you respond when your girlfriend saw you, John, and TopHatMan holding hands and screaming on the "Bowelanator Roller Coaster"?



A: You know what? NO ONE CARES! No one cares about your vote. It's all just made up anyway, the real choosing is done a game of freaking TWISTER! Do you GET that? It's all a worthless sham, man. Votes mean nothing anymore![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:51 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, I want to play Twister too. Oh, I forgot to mention that I voted fo.....*GAK!*

A: Cangratuations Captain, you successfully explored every planet in the Delta Quadrant. Can we go home now?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-21-2004, 10:24 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I promise that I will get this ship home, no matter what it takes, it is my top prioritie. and I.. OH! A planet! Mister Kim, scan it!


A: If you press that button it will.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-22-2004, 05:52 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I want Paul Martin to apoligise for his mistakes so that he can clear the Liberals good name. But all I see in front of me is a "push to open" button for the polling station. How do I get Martin to apoligise?


A: I know you don't believe it, but your vote does in fact count. Everyone's vote counts. Vote with your mind, and you will be rewarded. Sucker![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-22-2004, 06:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I have a question, does a dead person's vote count? Cause I went to vote and they told me I couldn't vote because I was dead.

A: Sorry Captain, that was a typo[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-22-2004, 06:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why does this say I die over and over? Shouldn't it be John who dies over and over, not I, Jonathan?


A: I am soooo sick of hearing about the American election here in Canada. Besides, we Canadians have cooler election ads![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-22-2004, 01:43 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh look, there is another boring George Bush campaign ad. I think I better flee to Canada.

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Old 06-22-2004, 08:23 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does Ralph Nader claim George W. Bush says when he's on the phone with smaller countries?


A: The twister thing is over! The candidates now are elected through a game of Parcheesey![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-22-2004, 10:30 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So who do you think will win the annual presidental twister contest?

A: Opium just married TopHatMan[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-23-2004, 05:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Nah nah, NeoMatrix just married John! Top that!


A: Ew. I mean, like, just look at his hair. He really thinks he can win election with THAT?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-23-2004, 06:46 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So do you think Picard will win the "Best Looking Captain In The Universe" award?

A: And you thought I was going to mention Kerry[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And who is Kerry, anyway? You keep mentioning this person, but you never told me who this "Kerry" is.

A: Grass for his pillow.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. why do you want to kill Barney?



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Old 06-24-2004, 12:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick! Zeke has decided to remove all the emoticons but one! Which one should we keep?


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Old 06-24-2004, 05:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is that logo on your shirt?


A: No, actually, I thought you would mention Harper.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:26 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Opium, were you trying to kill this thread?

A: Canada Day[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-02-2004, 01:59 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the day that Canadians celebrate by celebrating other cultures, and by wearing lots of red and white, and of course by BQing till we go insane?
(unless of course your dad can't find the barbeque element...)


A: Yay![/colorost_uid0]
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A: No, I just feel kinda funny.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: Having seen it and liked it, yes.[/colorost_uid0]
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