Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did you win at the "Distrubing Fanfic of Enterprise" contest?



A: Dazed. Confused. Man walking around in a top hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what what happened on your date to the mall, Opium?

A: Word Association has been infested with moving cochroaches.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's happened to that thread with all the cochroaches crawling on it? Which thread was that, anyway?

A: Dead. Mutilated. OMG, that [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] John Sheridan![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Opps, we forgot to revive this corpse. Who was it anyway?

A: John, I have some bad news. Every time you die, you age 6 months, you shrink one millimeter, and lose a couple billion sperm.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Doctor, why do I feel so bad after I die and come back to life?


A: Dazed. Confused. Man walking around in top hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ok, when you see this dream of yours, tell me how you feel and what do you see.

A: Dazed. Confused. Man stuck in top hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did Top Hat Man look after he ran into John's SUV?


A: Dazed. Confused. Man wandering around in big pink furry top hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did you see in your crystal ball today?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Crichton.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Where's John? What did you do to his body? Have you been watching [iost_uid0]Farscape[/iost_uid0] recently?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Digadang dang diggadigadangdang![/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: 17, everyone says you're totally crazy. Is this true?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: In an alternate timeline he was squashed by a falling hippo.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the weirdest way John ever died, until now?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Carter.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Great Maker. What's that mess in the middle of the floor?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I had a good answer to that, but I'm afraid I've forgotten it.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's dead, mutilated, and rhymes with "One Caravan"?


A: These gentle -men and -women took exception to my attempting to sell this batch I have with me here in their noble meeting place and began to assault me without warning.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened the first time you tried to make profit?


A: That bloody Eiffel Tower...[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, what evidence do we have to John's brutal murder in Paris?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ooh, pretty explosions![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Yikes! :O Babylon 5 just tumbled out of the wormhole and slammed into Deep Space 9!


A: Jai alai.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Goobedegook?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because B5 just came tumbling out of the wormhole and smushed into DS9. Yip![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Didn't you hear what I said, 17? And why are you standing at the window bouncing up and down and making excited noises?


A: If I hear that you so much as wave a rusty nail at them, IÂ’ll see to it that you are publicly executed on the spikes.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] But oh Great Emperor, why can't I pop your balloons?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Geez, NAH, that looks like it's come right out of "Tron"![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why so interested in the jai alai equipment, 17? Does it remind you of B5 someho--


A: Er, actually, I think I've run out of stuff to quote myself on for the moment.[/colorost_uid0]