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[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Pie, pudding, a dagger that killed John, a DVD of POTC, a DVD of LOTR, and the selected works of "Carl Sagan".


A: The man in the top hat was wandering around malls in a dazed and confused manner, and then the king died and the queen died.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So why did the Englishman in the Top Hat have to leave the mall in such a hurry?

A: Hey, do you have any eggrolls in that hat of yours?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm getting hungry. Are you hungry? Want some Chinese?

A: That depends. Is there food?[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] (As Eminem once said) I'm going to Hell! Who's coming with me?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Omicron Ceti[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And where is this Hell of yours located?

A: Nah, I already killed someone today. I'm not doing another one for a few hours.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you want to kill the man in the top hat who wanders around malls in a dazed and confused manner? Or how about John?


A: Sorry, I already killed him, but there is a Man in the Top Hat, and of course John.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, do you want to go kill the bald guy with the Big Fish?

A: Only the man in the top hat that wonders around in the mall dazed and confused is able to do a cannonball in the pool without making a splash.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ohoh. John just did a canonball into the little kiddie pool, and he made all the water splash out, and he hit the bottom and died! Oh the humanity!



A: Everytime John is close to love, he dies. Most can not live without love; he cannot live with it.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you saying that it is love that kills John?

A: A duel with John is pointless[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So in other words, I'll always win agaist John because he always dies?



A: Cruddy old John, cruddy confused, dazed, top-hat mall man, cruddy old pie.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you in a cruddy mood?

A: You should meet his wife[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The guy in the top hat who wanders around malls sure can be dazed confused...I think he cats, too.



A: I really dont think that is an appropriate question.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, Opium.... [CENSORED]?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Coo. Coo. Coooooo.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What word comes before kachoo?

A: Room spinning...sinuses dripping...unable to continue describing symptoms...[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hi! How are you?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Sheridan.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ewww, what is that?

A: You should try asking for his name at least.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can I go and give that guy a big red hat?



A: Dazed. Confused. Wears a top hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Describe George W. Bush after Chakotay is done crashing a shuttle through him.

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] xxxxxx, xxxxxx, xxxxxx![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Please type in your favorite password, but use only "x"'s to avoid being seen.



A: Dazed. Confused. Wears a top hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Condition caused by an enchantment that clouds the mind of a humanoid creature with 4 or fewer Hit Dice so that it takes no actions? Condition that makes the targets unable to independently determine what they will do? Characteristic of the latest obsession?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Sheridan.[/colorost_uid0]