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10-02-2003, 05:47 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: But you just told me to open hailing frequencies!A: Yes, dear.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. 
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10-02-2003, 07:38 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Commander Riker, are you listening to me?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Not in million million [iost_uid0]million million million[/iost_uid0] years![/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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10-02-2003, 08:38 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay: Hey Tom, can i barrow the delta Flier?A: Well of course it is![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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10-02-2003, 08:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay: Hey Tom, can i barrow the delta Flier?A: Well of course it is![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#1825
10-02-2003, 08:51 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So is that what you mean with a Double Post?A: Can you come back tomorrow, please? I'm about to ship a lamborghini to Singapore.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1826
10-02-2003, 10:43 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Can you mail me to a certain island nation in Southeast Asia?A: Downtown is scary.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1828
10-03-2003, 01:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's that sound of highly-tuned Italian craftsmanship?A: Tiny dancer.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1830
10-03-2003, 01:23 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's that smell?A: The unicorn.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1831
10-03-2003, 01:52 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is this magical beast that we need in order to save 17 from the monster?A: That plan will never work. Try Plan 147B with Sa'ar since he is familiar with that plan.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1833
10-03-2003, 04:54 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Is that a picture of Lucy Liu? Oh, wait, it's 17. Those two are easily confused.A: Discussion is irrelephant. Capacitance if feudal. Your ass will be laminated.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1834
10-03-2003, 05:17 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: The Borg assimulated a species that loved to argue with each other by shocking each other with their asses. I wondered how that turned out.A: So that is what would happen if the Borg assimuated themselves.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1835
10-03-2003, 05:38 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Ooh, pretty. Nature must abhor an infinte feedback look. Anyone know what caused this?A: Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 09:28 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You have an evil smug grin on your face. Should I wonder why?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My Pomeranian disagrees with you again.Edit: This is 17's post number 1717. The Unholy Trinity of 17s! Woot![/color ost_uid0]
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10-03-2003, 09:34 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Your dog doesn't want steak.A: Come on down to my float.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1839
10-03-2003, 09:57 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Ye scurvy seadog!A: Love is all around.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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10-03-2003, 09:59 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I happen to notice that Lieutenants Paris and Torres are in the Mess Hall clubbing each other's heads off with large baguettes. Why?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because I say so.[/colorost_uid0]
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