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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How's the weather in that madhouse of yours?
A: Old pie. EDIT:[quoteost_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now?[/quoteost_uid0] Of course I did. [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's that you're using as a doorstop?
A: Midnight confession. [quoteost_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now? Of course I did.[/quoteost_uid0] Laugh while you can...it won't be for long.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Darn, I just sold old pie to John Sheridan...what should I do?
A: Or not.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The end is nigh!
A: A travesty.[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you put Nicole Kidman with Elijah Wood?
A: Try it, dudes![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I dont know Tom, those turbulant waves look dangerous.
A: I sure hope the Borg dont get into Fast food assimulation[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Whatinell's this? A nanoburger?
A: My linguini has gone crooked.[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened? I heard you scream..
A: Large noose[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Gee, I think Cat's head is too big for her right now.. what do you think we should use to remedy that?
:lol: [bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Slinkies. [I'm kidding, Cat... no hard feelings here. Absolutely none. I'm not that kind of girl... :RUNS:][/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We have a hanging to do captain? What do we need to get for the man with the long neck?
A: Lego my ego, then get me an ego waffle.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mommy, what's an ego?
A: mayo heyo[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what did you say when you saw all that mayo in the Cargo Bay?
A: Neelix, may I have a normal peanut butter and jelly sandwich?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Our special tonight is either Bolian pie or Roasted Minbari, which one would you prefer?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] ICQ is taking over my life.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why do you have a large flower across your forehead?
A: No I will not. Do it yerself.[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, will you help me make an episode where ICQ is taking over the forumgoers brains?
A: I seek you too bud[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I seek you, stem! Do you seek me too?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's the EVIL Cow of DOOM!-- RUNNN! [bost_uid0][iost_uid0]Run for your lives![/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Whassat that keeps going : " MOO-ahahahaha?"
A: I canna fly you fools![/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Scotty, flap your arms and run away!
A: You guys are the best.[/colorost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Saar, we here give you a "Pass for 1st anytime" card
A: I should have given him another card[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Oh look, here lies Ensign Redshirt. Poor Red. Looks like he ran out of life passcards to give...
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, no. Oh, no.[/colorost_uid0] |
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