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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] If the Borg assimilated the morons who were responsible for the color schemes of the B5 DVD box sets, what would be the result?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Weapons of mass destruction.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1502
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should Leola Root Stew be classified as?
A: Mashed Potatoes[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1503
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you put the male part of the Enterprise crew into a blender?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Broken glass.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1504
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q : What happens when a beautifully life-like crystal representation of a tribble is given to Worf?
A: Silver Spoons[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1505
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is the ideal gift to nasty relatives who are secretly hoping for your death so that they can inherit your property?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A pair of Dead Minbari[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q : What happens when two boneheaded lovers' parents refuse to let them marry?
A: Spots[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you clone Data's cat multiple times?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] George Bush and Saddam Hussein.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens when a pair of gay lovers have a spat?
A: Stir-fried olives[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1509
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What is Neelix's brain made of?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bamboo poles.[/colorost_uid0] |
#1510
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are some dancing props Vulcans secretly use but never let anyone know about?
( Refers poledancing, for all you innocent people out there.) A: Plasma[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1511
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] My god! Ensign Kim looks terrible! What did he eat for breakfast today?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I don't know, but it's got eight legs and it's advancing on us... very... quickly... (Vulcans POLEDANCING? Even if it were T'Pol... that's a disturbing thought.)[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is that the Chinese Dragon Dance troop that we are hiring?
(Dragon dance is a chinese dance in which people cloister themself under a long blanket and prance around) A: Mothballs, dammit! I need mothballs![/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
#1513
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Whoa, Sub-Commander! I love the new, er, openings in your uniform! How did you do that?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I am the Nancing Queen! Young and sweet! Only five hundred and seventeen![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does Tuvok love to sing in the shower?
A: Pancakes[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you mix the Greek god of music with butter, eggs, sugar and flour?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cherry, chocolate and candy.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the name of Tuvok 's, Harry's and Paris's Secret band?
A: Bad boy!No biscuit![/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Delenn, I accidentally spaced your teddy bear. Will you forgive me?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The makings of a major disaster.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when Neelix and Janeway decide to cook a buffet for everyone?
A: Hair[/colorost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did Picard leave his job with the borg?
A: I have no hope anymore. [quoteost_uid0]Q: C6H5O7N2[/quoteost_uid0] Wouldn't that be C6H4O5N2?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Don't give up...you *might* reclaim your spot as #2. Maybe.
A: Good things come to those who go out and seize them. [quoteost_uid0]Wouldn't that be C6H4O5N2? [/quoteost_uid0] 2,4-dinitrophenol, yes? 2 nitro groups (NO3) and an OH group on a benzene ri...aw, crap. Yeah, H4. This is what I get trying to draw it in my head. O7 stands, at least until I check my textbooks. Been a while since I took organic chem.[/colorost_uid0]
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