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Old 09-09-2003, 01:28 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, 20 borg cubes are heading our way!

A: Is it too much to ask for? All I wanted was a hug.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-09-2003, 03:31 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh no. No way. It starts here and who knows where it ends? I will not do anything that might trigger unwanted events.

A: Just take a hammer and smash the darn thing already![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-09-2003, 05:38 PM
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Old 09-10-2003, 12:40 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You're sitting here, drunk, and making up nonsensical rhymes. Why, may I ask?


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Old 09-10-2003, 02:22 AM
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A: I need to carry a notebook around to write down answers for this silly game.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-10-2003, 03:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, what's the huge book? It looks like it weighs a ton-and you always bring it to the computer!



A: You are LATE! LATE I tell you. Do you realize you are late? You've lost 5%. You'll have to make that up. Do you realize how rude that is to the class? Do you? DO YOU?

(wow, it didnt sound so bad when the proffesor said it...but it looks really bad now!)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm looking for an argument. Is this the right room?

A: Oh, sorry, this is Abuse.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey! I asked for Gratuitous JOHN Abuse! Why the heck are you beating ME up?


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A: Up on the roof.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-10-2003, 06:52 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, where did that toy go that was lying around all day and driving you nuts?

A: Stay out of the west wing.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was the one pience of advice that everyone forgot to mention to Monica?

A: Opps, we forgot to calculate the revolution of the planet around the sun into the computer before starting this trip. Now we got to go find it again.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-11-2003, 04:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Lord Vader, the Death Star is fully powered and ready to--hey! Where did the planet we're going to blow up go to?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Thanks to you, I feel REALLY stupid now.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-11-2003, 10:03 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, did you stand on the square naked and scream like a baby who lost her mother, like I asked you to?

A: Do you even know how to pronounce that?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-11-2003, 11:00 PM
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Old 09-12-2003, 12:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How about Skittles, Sa'ar? No Skittles? M&Ms? Do you like M&Ms?


(In jokes, in jokes... sorry. Couldn't resist.)


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Mm-mmm, fatty acids....[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-12-2003, 03:59 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Lot of chocolate in this doughnut.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why did you pull out of the latest season of [iost_uid0]American Idol[/iost_uid0]? After the last season of [iost_uid0]Survivor[/iost_uid0], I thought you could survive any form of pain!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Er... It's a long story. Uhm, heh heh.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: The green light is RED, RED, NOT green![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There are FIVE green lights, don't you see?

A: The keenest students go into one level, the average students into another, and the idiots into a third.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Satan, what do you mean about sectioning the levels of Hell according to academic ability?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] That settles it. We're all done for.[/colorost_uid0]
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