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08-26-2003, 08:03 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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08-26-2003, 09:13 AM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#1103
08-26-2003, 10:32 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-26-2003, 10:36 AM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#1105
08-26-2003, 10:40 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1106
08-26-2003, 10:46 AM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#1107
08-26-2003, 12:22 PM
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1108
08-26-2003, 01:05 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1109
08-26-2003, 04:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, how do we kill this virus that is infecting the ship?A: Good morning captain, you have 60 new messages with the same subject "Re: Your Details"[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1110
08-26-2003, 05:04 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I am so glad I don't get spam here.A: But he is so ugly![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-26-2003, 05:13 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey look, the website has found the perfect match for you. What do you think of him?A: No. No. No. Maybe. Yes. No. Yes. I dont think you want to know. Sorry. Get a life.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1112
08-26-2003, 07:10 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-26-2003, 07:19 PM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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08-26-2003, 08:43 PM
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1115
08-27-2003, 01:25 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I'm auditioning for a Christmas pantomime...what should I sing?A: GAH! That sucks.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-27-2003, 03:00 AM
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1118
08-27-2003, 03:09 AM
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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08-27-2003, 04:10 AM
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08-27-2003, 04:47 AM
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