Duct Tape - 100+ Uses for Duct Tape on Star Trek

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Star Trek has all its technology to solve problems, but sometimes Duct Tape is the only to go. Forget that technobabble, Duct Tape will solve any problem.

1. Use Duct tape to keep the warp core from breaching[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]2. Nacelles hanging by a thread after that nasty dogfight with the Klingon cruisers? Duct tape to the rescue! [/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]3. Running out of Redshirts to kill off? Just Duct-Tape the old ones back together![/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]4. Use it to seal leaking ducts (which is apparently the only thing duct tape can't be used for in real life).

The handyman's secret weapon: duct tape.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]5. To shut Neelix up. Thank Ivanova for small favours![/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]6. By Neelix to cover peoples noses so they have to swallow to breathe.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[quoteost_uid0="Arzosah"][color=#000000ost_uid0]6. By Neelix to cover peoples noses so they have to swallow to breathe.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]LoLol!

7. Ever wonder how Voyager destroys one shuttle a week and still manages to have a "full complement" halfway through its run? If you look carefully, all the later shuttles are merely pieces of previously destroyed ones sealed together with duct tape.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]8. Ever wonder why Voyager and the Enterprise are grey? They used duct tape to cover up all the battle damage. That is why you dont see the damage from the previous episodes.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]9. It goes without saying that the only thing holding any of Seven of Nine's costumes together is duct tape.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Indeed, taya. :lol:

10. Duct tape is preferred by 19 out of 20 compassionate crewmembers for the job of shutting up anyone who appears to be about to mention the "antim**** ra********" phrase in Janeway's presence, if you know what I mean.


[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"]2. Nacelles hanging by a thread after that nasty dogfight with the Klingon cruisers? Duct tape to the rescue![/quoteost_uid0]

Click here for a lame illustration of the above from [iost_uid0]The Handyman's Guide to Starship-Patching[/iost_uid0]. (The other cruisers are presumably off to the side, out of the field of view. Hey, hire a cheap artist, get cheap results.)[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]11. Every wonder why Mayweather doesnt talk much? Duct tape...[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]12. How do you avoid reading about every Star Trek cliche and the d-t word? White out on the screen. I mean, uh, duct tape.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]13. How do you repair an exploded console in the middle of crisis situation, when all engeneers are busy? Even Troi can use Duct tape.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]14. The Doctor could have modified duct tape to take out the mutant DNA in Paris, along with some other things as well.[/colorost_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]15. Use as a substitute for seatbelts in crisis situations (You know they need them)[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]16. How do you think Sisko shaved his head so cleanly?

17. Picard, too.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]18. Duct Tape is a Tribble's worst nightmare[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]17. T'Pol's outfit is just fuzzy duct tape.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]19. Anti Grav plating no longer work? Duct tape yourself to the deck![/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]20. It will probably be shown by future studies that those nifty shockwave rings are caused by the matter/energy conversion of duct tape used to buy those "last few crucial seconds" necessary to facilitate the escape of somebody-or-other.[/colorost_uid0]