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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you upset? I thought you killed off the Romulan Redshirt of Evilness already.

A: Unfortunately, yes.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you out of M&Ms?

A: Sure you can turn the robot on, but dont come to me when it kidnaps you and makes you build a "prototype"[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *Sa'ar's first R-rated response deleted*
What does this button "Do not push under pain of kidnapping and other unpleasantness" do? Can I press it?

A: *THUMP!* Bugger![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0](Sa'ar... I get what you mean. TOO funnyyyy....)


[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And by the way, you DO realize the drink you've been consuming for the last few minutes is poisoned, don't you?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: (Stealing from Kira's TJI) Why does the script for Star Wars II suck like a black hole?

A: The goblins are fleeing, but the elves are charging.

[quoteost_uid0]Q: And by the way, you DO realize the drink you've been consuming for the last few minutes is poisoned, don't you?[/quoteost_uid0]

Actually, that was what it sounded like when I bashed my head on the ridiculously low doorframe. The top is level with my chin. Took me less than 24 hours after moving in to do it, too.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Owness, Sa'ar.


[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, you can tell that it's close to the end of this Peter Jackson movie?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I don't think so, Sa'ar.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-03-2003, 05:37 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *Sa'ar opens mouth*

A: Insert gratuitous forumgoer reference here.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:17 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, did you hear that somebody wants to start up a political party based on [gratuitous references to running forum gags go here]?


A: Everything's fine. That's supposed to be the color it is.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you *see* that apple? It's turned all green. I mean like *YAK*!

A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! chihuahua! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Gee I gotta be careful with the exclamation marks here)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-03-2003, 11:52 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey look, Cat, I've just adopted the puppy from Legally Blonde 2. What do you think?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Is that a double exclaimation point I see?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-04-2003, 12:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: AAAAHHHH! HELP ME! I'M ON FIRE!! DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP!

A: It's nice to know you care.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: If you emote like Captain Kirk ever again I'll kick you out of class using the 3rd floor window![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: But...Mrs....JOHN! SON! How [iost_uid0]could[/iost_uid0] you...givemea [bost_uid0]D[/bost_uid0] on this...researchpaperforwhich I expended [iost_uid0]so[/iost_uid0] much, effort?

A: -[iost_uid0]Yawn[/iost_uid0]- Is this before or after he conquers the Earth and makes everyone wear little party hats all the time? :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-04-2003, 03:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Sir..... may I..... use........ the..... bath... room?



[bost_uid0]GAAAH![/bost_uid0]

[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, you have [iost_uid0]got[/iost_uid0] to watch this episode of [iost_uid0]Babylon Five[/iost_uid0]! It's the one where Sheridan finally proposes to Delenn!



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Postmodern deconstructionist theory says that all logic and reason is bunkum. Does that answer your question?[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-05-2003, 03:25 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Tuvok, have you found the logic of why Suder started dancing in the mess hall?

A: So, you had no motive for tickling the Captain.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Like, see, man, I spilled my beer, and Picard is like the GREATEST and like it was WOAH man, and then I was like DUDE!



A: Dont be late. Dont be early. No talking. No walking. No running. So singing. No communication of any kind. No offensive clothes. No prissy clothes. And you must be drunk at all times.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I joined your club. Now tell me, what are the rules?

A: Very well than, kill yourself if you're so desperate. But know this, the high buildings are thataway.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You can reject me! I'll... I'll.... I'll jump off this building if you do! Do you hear me?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm delirious. Sue me![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-06-2003, 06:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Your personality is attacking me. What is wrong with you?

A: The answer to the question is the answer you will get when you repeat the question in a minute.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] ... Are we there yet?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, she's just this girl that I used to know....[/colorost_uid0]
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