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08-08-2003, 12:09 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q. Heh, I read an article this morning that said active volcanoes are one of the spots favored by tribbles for putting people that want to kill them...A. They're watching that cheesy old horror flick, [i ost_uid0]Night of the Chainsaw-Wielding Zombie Glommers[/iost_uid0].[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs 
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#922
08-08-2003, 12:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What smells like Limburger cheese in there?A: Dutch, Deutsch, same thing. You can't catch me without your partner in crime, Neo. While she's on vacation, you'll have nobody to rack up your post count with in these threads (at least, that's what I'm hoping).[/color ost_uid0]
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#923
08-08-2003, 12:22 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Sa'ar, stop chattering in German. I asked if you wanted to go [iost_uid0][bost_uid0]Dutch[/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0] on the bill.A. It's the final episode--the tribble is up against the sloth for the million dollars. [quote ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]You can't catch me without your partner in crime, Neo.  While she's on vacation, you'll have nobody to rack up your post count with in these threads  (at least, that's what I'm hoping).[/quoteost_uid0]But then who are [i ost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] going to rack up your count with?  And I think you've got more posts than anyone in the Word Assn. thread.(Edit) Yep, 30 more than Neo and 66 more than catalina as of a minute or so ago.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#924
08-08-2003, 12:34 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What are you watching?A: Are you trying to mock my country? Well ARE YOU?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#925
08-08-2003, 12:43 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I'm from Canada, it's a great country to live in. Where do you live?A: I'm a doctor, not a tribble vet![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#926
08-08-2003, 12:55 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I only smacked this cute tribble to the wall twice, so what's wrong with it?A: Excuse me while I feint.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#927
08-08-2003, 12:56 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Bones, I have this fuzzy lump on my neck...A: School's out for the summer. [quote ost_uid0]But then who are you going to rack up your count with? [/quoteost_uid0]Everyone. I diversify my count-racking. Failing that, I'll talk to myself. [quote ost_uid0]Yep, 30 more than Neo and 66 more than catalina as of a minute or so ago. [/quote ost_uid0]You counted?[/color ost_uid0]
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#928
08-08-2003, 01:10 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Don't you pay attention at school?A: Do you actually [i ost_uid0]know[/iost_uid0] the history of my country? That we fought five whole days against the Germans?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#929
08-08-2003, 02:33 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: And so then in 1942 the Dutch invaded the Grand Duchy of Ubonga...A: Right. Wait...polka-dotted?[/color ost_uid0]
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#930
08-08-2003, 03:03 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Hey Sa'ar, I heard you agreed to wear a polka-dotted cow's costume with wobbly eyeballs and a sign reading "I Lyke Milch" to Katy Jane's Halloween party...A. Because tribbles like onions too. [quote ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quoteost_uid0]But then who are you going to rack up your count with? [/quoteost_uid0]Everyone. Â I diversify my count-racking.[/quote ost_uid0]Are you accusing catalina and NeoMatrix of count-racking racketeering? :suspicious: [quote ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Yep, 30 more than Neo and 66 more than catalina as of a minute or so ago. [/quote ost_uid0]You counted?[/quote ost_uid0]Heehee. I was wondering who would be the one to express surprise at that.  (I had guessed it would be NeoMatrix, for the record...)[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#931
08-08-2003, 03:07 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Please tell me why onions are not a good idea to kill the tribbles?A: Hey, its time for a vacation (Actually, me and Cat are taking our vacations next week. I will be leaving tomorrow, Cat will leave Saturday. However, I will be back a week sooner than Cat)[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#932
08-08-2003, 04:19 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I need this massive report completed by tonight, plus the sales figures from the past six months, and I also need you to make the coffee, bring me a muffin and water all the plants.A: You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad...[/color ost_uid0]
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#933
08-08-2003, 07:12 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I think I can win friends with salad. What do you think?A: Head butt him, it's worth it![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#934
08-08-2003, 10:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What should I do with the Klingon who wants to destroy all these cute tribbles?A: Forget about him, he doesn't even like tribbles. [quote ost_uid0]A: Right. Wait...polka-dotted?[/quoteost_uid0]You stole my line!  [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#935
08-08-2003, 10:38 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why doesn't Worf ever get mentioned in these threads?A: I killed a tribble! Yay me![/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#936
08-08-2003, 10:42 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did you do with that poor fuzzy thing that's laying unmovingly on the floor?A: Why do [i ost_uid0]I[/iost_uid0] always have to clean up all the dead tribbles?And with that, I pass NeoMatrix in postcount. YAY! And the fun thing is, I get to do it again. [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#937
08-08-2003, 10:50 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, sis, could you please clean up that fuzzy thingie our dog just barfed up?A: They're all in on the conspiracy: the cables, the monitors, even the hard drives! edit:typo be gone![/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#938
08-08-2003, 10:55 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Don't call me sis, my name is cat. Now what were you whining about computers trying to take over the world?A: Well yes but where did all the tribbles suddenly go?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#939
08-08-2003, 10:59 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Is it just me or does our dog seem a bit fat at the moment?A: Stop blaming the dog![/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#940
08-08-2003, 11:04 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: The dog ate all our tribbles! Bad dog!A: Why, do you want to take the blame for it?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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