Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So he WHAT? No, he couldnt be going with HER? I mean, he COULD be going out with her, but like...it's not that I care, mind you...but still, how...no, I just dont believe you...



A: Johnny Depp is way to cool and goodweird to have EVER had to have pizza with John Sheridan or to watch Lord of the Rings with Orlando Bloom while eating pie.


(I think that's all the forbidden words in this thread...)[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how cool is this Johnny Depp person anyway? I don't believe I know him...

(Pie is a forbidden word?)

A: Actually, I think I'm more in the mood for an omelette right now.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hello, welcome to the Annoyance Cafe. We have pie, pizza, pizza pie, Neelix's pied pizza, John Sheridan's Pizza Delux, Elven Pizza (that's vegan), Fellowship Pizza (it has slashes all over it) and Pirates of the Cari-Pie-an (cherry-chocolate pie).


A: Let's rent Star Trek 23:The Geriatric Generation[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey look! I ordered all this pizza from the Annoyance Cafe and I have no idea what to do while eating it. Any suggestions?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm not so sure about Pizza Hut, but I'm pretty certain that John Sheridan is a huge KFC fan.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, lets go to Pizza Hut. You wanna call John Sheridan to see if he wants to come?

A: John Sheridan got pied while eating a pizza and watching Pirates of the Carribean and playing Lord of the Rings on Xbox.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is John Sheridan all dirty and throwing around the Pirates of the Caribean dvd AND the LOTR Xbox AND his Xbox AND the pizza box?



A: I refure to say JS word, the POTC words, the LOTR words, and either P word. So there. Nah. Hah. I rule.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Opium, will you please please say one of the forbidden words? Please?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Alright John, the new word of the day is pudding. Got that? Pudding![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: We need more forbidden words, because the others are all forbidden so I can't say them anymore. Do we have a new one yet?

A: There is no spoon. They've all been destroyed, remember?[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Seven... there's no spoon to eat this pudding with. Where's the spoon?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] In a pig's eye, I will![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Taya, where do you want to eat the pudding?

A: I know there is a bowling alley on Voyager somewhere[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I wanted to go relax a little, but the holodecks are all taken. Do you know something else to do?

A: This pudding tastes like pie.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you like the new flavor of pudding?

A: I had a dream where I jumped in a pool of pudding, then it rained pies. Then I woke up when I saw the other forbidden objects in my bedroom.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I had a nightmare about John Sheridan tonight. What did you dream about?

A: Green. It's always green. Except for when it's red, than it's yellow.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Agent J, why does this thing only flash green? Are we only being invaded by Bugs?

A: Agent O, we are invited to board the Enterprise so we can go make first Contact with an alien race.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] The daydreaming student in the corner: answer this question. What were the first words Christopher Columbus said upon reaching the Americas?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] On and on and on and on and on.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Taya, just how long do you think One-by-One Story will last?

A: Ice cream! Forget about pie, pizza, and your ex boyfriend.[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you hear that icecream will now be available in the Pies for Sale board?

A: To this I can only reply: Quetzalcoatlus[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, John, have you decided on your Halloween costume yet?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] By the pricking of my thumbs, something fluffy this way comes![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you like my new pet? It's called a tribble.

A: Well, what can I say... A deal is a deal. Untill a better one comes along.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. You mean you actually traded John Sheridan for that tribble and didn't get a receipt? Aren't you worried that Cyrano Jones will realize he got the raw end of the deal and demand that you agree to call it off?

A. [iost_uid0]Nobody[/iost_uid0] expects the Spanish Inquisition![/colorost_uid0]