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#5781
07-07-2006, 12:23 PM
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Q: Old Man Valium is the Fiver Kingdom Ghost?
A: That, my friend, is real music
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then! 
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#5782
07-11-2006, 11:48 PM
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Q: Don't you get tired of the leaky water faucet?
A: BTW, your ex wife just took the last slice of cheesecake.
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#5783
07-14-2006, 02:05 AM
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Q: AHHH! LIFE HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED!
A: That is because you are a moron
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#5784
07-14-2006, 02:28 AM
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Q: y r u mocking us postez on the ScFi Network forumz?
A: its you who r mor0ns
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5785
07-15-2006, 11:50 AM
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Q: No,I'm not lying or being "stoopid". William Shatner has in fact had classical Shakespearan training, which has influenced his many characters, allowing him the ability to both act in a scene and outside of it at the same...
A: He asked. I answered. He cried. There's nothing more to it than that.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5786
07-15-2006, 03:24 PM
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Q: So what happened when you BRUTALLY AXE-MURDERED THE NIMON?
A: Can't stop, busy laughing at sci-fi forum posters...
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5787
07-18-2006, 07:41 AM
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Q: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
A: Maybe you should have read the internet first.
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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#5789
07-19-2006, 11:55 AM
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Q: I wanna eat some cheese...
A: Good for you! Freak...
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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#5790
07-19-2006, 11:19 PM
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Q: Y r you're transcripts rong? i had red this site, butt i just noticed that their not the rite lines.
A: Hey! You're back!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5791
07-20-2006, 11:31 PM
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Q: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's VOGEL!
A: Make it triple!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5792
07-28-2006, 04:24 PM
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Q: Deanna? You're having another Chocolate Sundae?
A: Oh Monsieur! You are funny!
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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#5793
08-03-2006, 11:38 PM
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Q: More? Sod off, I'm full!
A: Quick! Check the angular vector of the moon!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5794
08-04-2006, 10:49 PM
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Q: Oh no! the 47th decimal value of pi just changed! What should we do?
A: Fire at will! No wait, scratch that idea.
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#5795
08-04-2006, 11:37 PM
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Q: Will you destroy this...Earth, my lord?
A: Pathetic Earthlings!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5796
08-04-2007, 12:52 PM
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Q: Isn't that one of our fighters loaded with a Nuke docking on our Mothership? Who's on it?
A: Three then two.
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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#5797
08-04-2007, 09:34 PM
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Q: What is the sequential redaction of -1?
A: It wasn't me - it was Karl!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5798
08-24-2007, 06:38 AM
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Q: Was it you that brought back a dead topic on it's one year death anniversary?
A: Sorry, I only wanted a better view
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#5799
08-24-2007, 10:14 AM
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Q: How can you possibly justify knocking down three children and someone in a wheelchair and then standing on a woman's head at the P!NK concert?
A: Notmyfaultthatlemonademakesthespacebarnotwork!Blam eSchweppes! PS: ~~~There is no space!~~~
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. Last edited by AKAArzosah; 08-24-2007 at 10:16 AM. Reason: Does this forum have a word-length limit?
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#5800
08-24-2007, 04:33 PM
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Q: Why does the space bar not work? Is it your fault?
A: A suffusion of yellow.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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