#461
|
|||
|
|||
[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why won't the Borg assimilate Simpsons characters?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] WHOO HOO![/colorost_uid0] |
#462
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the name of the Saxon archeological site near Sutton Hoo that nobody can remember the name of?
A: "Oops I Farted Again"[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
#463
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]
Q:Why is the EPS manifold about to explode A: you could just plaster it with post-it notes.[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
#464
|
|||
|
|||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]
*muttermumblemuttermumble* [bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Argh! I've killed Wesley by accident! Help, I've got to hide his body so Beverly can't find it! What should I do? [bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Beatlemania is back![/colorost_uid0] |
#465
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: W...whats that noise?
A: no, but if you behave you can have some pudding.[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
#466
|
|||
|
|||
[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Can I blow up a Borg vessel Mommy? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Talia Winters, Spock's pet goldfish, marries Jean-Luc Picard to spite John Sheridan.[/colorost_uid0] |
#467
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: whats the top story tonight on UFPO network news?
A: Delete it! Delete it now![/colorost_uid0]
__________________
Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
#468
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?
A: How did I get Thursday from Meatloaf?[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
#469
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you mean were going to have thrusday for dinner tonight?
A: I dont care as long as i have my stuffed targ[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
#470
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Martok, you wouldn't mind if we saved the broiled heart of gagh for tomorrow's banquet, would you?
A. An elephant with a pegleg.[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
#471
|
|||
|
|||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You accidentally injected yourself with that psychotropic, eh, Mr. Paris? What did you see?
A: Captain, my Pon farr is approaching, and if you do not stop calling me "Mr. Pointy," I will be unable to prevent myself from getting Laurence Fishburne on your ass... [iost_uid0]Sir[/iost_uid0]. [quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: Dear Strong Bad. Â How do you type with boxing gloves on?[/quoteost_uid0] *cackle*[/colorost_uid0] |
#472
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]q: So hows it hanging Mr. Pointy?
A: If you wash out the glass after words they don't realy care.[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
#473
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When should a bartender wash the glasses?
A: If they did that, the Borg would say "You will be pied" instead.[/colorost_uid0] |
#474
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why don't the borg assimilate 5MV?
A: Just climb the tree already![/colorost_uid0]
__________________
~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
#475
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Now should i start with this branch then to to that branch and that branch and then that branch or should i...
A. I told you i was having trouble with tribbles[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
#476
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Katy's milk was stolen? How did [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] happen?
A. "We needed something to go with the pie and cookies we stole from her."[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
#477
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. and why did you use the tribbles to steal katy's milk?
A. perhaps if you would step back i would be able to stun it with my phaser.[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
#478
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Mr. Spock, the hideously evil alien is attacking Captain Kirk! Why aren't you doing anything?
A. Of course not. On an unrelated subject, have you ever noticed that "tribble" can be rearranged to spell "rib belt"?[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
#479
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ensign NAHTMMM, Have you been playing with your anagramizer insted of watching for borg attacks again?
A. Get me my compression phaser rifle! We're going hunting![/colorost_uid0]
__________________
Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
#480
|
||||
|
||||
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, our sensors indicate that this planet is inhabited by animals with coffee for blood.
A: Wesley Crusher swearing.[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|