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06-22-2003, 03:42 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What was really written at the end of Anne Frank's Diary?A: The woman of your dreams is actually your mom in an alternate universe that you are stuck in.[/color ost_uid0]
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06-22-2003, 04:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. What do you get when you cross Oedipus with "Non Sequitur"?A. Do I really do that?[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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06-22-2003, 08:09 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Picard, did you know you talk with a British accent, yet supposedly speak French and are indeed from France?A: Scooby Doo, you are new![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-22-2003, 11:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did someone say at the Cartoon Hall of Fame meeting last week?A: Tom, go to warp in reverse on my mark![/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#406
06-22-2003, 11:55 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. What does Janeway use as a backup plan if the self destruct system doesn't work.A. 101 Dalmations.[/color ost_uid0]
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Dental Hygienists are X-Rayted. *´¨) ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·`Floss Naked!
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06-23-2003, 01:09 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What movie do you make if you realize you are in desperate need of a live-action hit, because your animation department isn't doing so well?A: Pot in a pan.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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06-23-2003, 02:27 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. what did katy jane say to the 271st person to ask about the harry potter book (we had 270 of them)A. Curses! foiled again![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#410
06-23-2003, 02:39 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did the Hershey's Kiss say when it was returned to shackles of bondage?A: A fouled Sprits'l.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#413
06-23-2003, 03:19 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Why are you dancing... throwing flowers... NAKED!A. How Should I Know![/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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06-23-2003, 03:36 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. If a Chicken and a duck had a baby would it be called a chuck or a dick.A. a fire breathing chicken (yes i bought one of the 270 copies of the hp book.)[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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06-23-2003, 03:40 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: We're in a farmyard. What could the DM possibly throw at us?A: Ask a silly person, get a silly answer.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#417
06-23-2003, 03:47 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. When that clown told me his greatest inspiration was the female incarnation of Spot - do you think he was kidding?A. Only if you served him tea first.[/color ost_uid0]
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Sal: Where\'s he goin\'? Joyce: To get his nachitos back from the aliens. Sal: What? By himself? --It\'s Walky!, David Willis
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#418
06-23-2003, 06:49 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Do you think Captain Picard will really do an impression of Bozo the Clown for my birthday party?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Be a good girl and go ask your mother.[/colorost_uid0]
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#419
06-23-2003, 08:47 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Dad, what's a Harry Johnson?A: I dont care, just dont touch the car.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#420
06-23-2003, 01:21 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: My bike was crushed by a truck again. Could I borrow yours for a couple of weeks?A: Not a good one.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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