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Old 11-29-2004, 02:29 AM
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Agent Smith: Give me the codes to Zion.
Morpheus: These aren't the codes you are looking for.
Agent Smith: These aren't the codes...HEY!
Morpheus: HA! Morpheus 1, Agent Smith 0!

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Tank: We've no choice. We've got the pull the plug before the Agents break him.
Neo: But we can rescue him! For you see, I have a cunning plan...
Trinity: Does this plan by any chance involve walking in the front door all guns blazing?
Neo: Um, maybe?
This is what I like, so I'll back this
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Old 11-29-2004, 03:16 PM
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That sounds good to me.
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Old 11-30-2004, 03:06 AM
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That sounds good to me.
Youv've agreed to almost EVERYTHING I backed

Glad we can get along so well :wink:
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Old 11-30-2004, 03:18 PM
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I do still like the paragraph I suggested for the Morpheus & Smith (now that would be an odd lawyer firm ) part:
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Agent Smith: You humans are seriously sick in the head. We present you with the perfect civilization and what do you do? You go nuts. So we figure, hey, you want war, cancer, American Idol, we'll let you have them. Serves you ingrates right. I mean, it's not like you jerks actually *appreciate* our selfless efforts to help you or anything...
Morpheus: Awww. There there, go ahead and cry. It'll do you a world of good.
Agent Smith: *sob*
But I also like NeoMatrix's suggestion:
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Agent Smith: Give me the codes to Zion.
Morpheus: These aren't the codes you are looking for.
Agent Smith: These aren't the codes...HEY!
Morpheus: HA! Morpheus 1, Agent Smith 0!
And I like Karen's Ziti 's second block as well:
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Agent Smith: This is the absolute pinnacle of human society you see before you. This is the absolute ultimate version of the Matrix. *cough* Seventimesover *cough*
Morpheus: What was that?
Agent Smith: Nothing. Increase the Evil Drugs of Truth dosage.
Morpheus: Oh my! What does that do?
although Smith's second line might be polished a bit to clarify the change between speaking to Morpheus and speaking to...whoever.


Actually I like just about everything that's been suggested here (and elsewhere), but those are the three that seem best for that scene.




As for the scene with Neo and the others, I like either my own M&Ms scene or NeoMatrix's Yoda scene.
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Glad we can get along so well :wink:
I agree!

Well, it's half mine, and hald Neo's block, and seeing as I like both...
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Youv've agreed to almost EVERYTHING I backed

Glad we can get along so well :wink:
I agree!

Well, it's half mine, and hald Neo's block, and seeing as I like both...
Then I guess we like what Neo has to offer
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Agent Smith: Give me the codes to Zion
Morpheus: These aren't the codes you are looking for
Agent Smiht: These aren't the codes..HEY!
Morpheus: HA! Morpheus 1 Agent Smith 0

Tank: Morpheus will not be able to use the Force for long
Trinity: Pull the plug, we must
Neo: NO! I will go in and save him
Trinity: Silly, you are. Me, go too, yes I will
(Optional) Neo: Fine, but next time I get to be Yoda
All in favor?
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So would the "Optional" line be included? I assume it's supposed to be...
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I still like this pair:

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Agent Smith: You humans are seriously sick in the head. We present you with the perfect civilization and what do you do? You go nuts. So we figure, hey, you want war, cancer, American Idol, we'll let you have them. Serves you ingrates right. I mean, it's not like you jerks actually *appreciate* our selfless efforts to help you or anything...
Morpheus: Awww. There there, go ahead and cry. It'll do you a world of good.
Agent Smith: *sob*
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Neo: But we can rescue him! For you see, I have a cunning plan...
Trinity: Does this plan by any chance involve walking in the front door all guns blazing?
Neo: Um, maybe?
I'm especially in favor of this particular Real World block -- on the Morpheus/Smich block I'm willing to go with the consensus (which seems to be "Morpheus 1, Agent Smith 0"). -- Pteryx
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I think you forgot to send it a card on it's birthday.

I still back this combo -

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Agent Smith: Give me the codes to Zion.
Morpheus: These aren't the codes you are looking for.
Agent Smith: These aren't the codes...HEY!
Morpheus: HA! Morpheus 1, Agent Smith 0!

Tank: We've no choice. We've got the pull the plug before the Agents break him.
Neo: But we can rescue him! For you see, I have a cunning plan...
Trinity: Does this plan by any chance involve walking in the front door all guns blazing?
Neo: Um, maybe?
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I agree with PHJ

(Pteryx, if you use Mozilla, that's probably the reason the remember me box doesn't work, it is for me anyway...)
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Old 12-04-2004, 05:32 AM
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Well, we're all agreed on the last part of the block at least. As for the first part, I still like NAH's "speechification then breakdown".
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^So do I

But the "Morpheus 1, Smith 0!" bit could also work.
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Hm, we could probably stand to get the attention of other participants to vote on this thing...

As for my browser, I use an old version of IE. Old computer, Netscape renders this and many other forum pages wrong, and Opera's crash-prone -- especially when it comes to posting on forums, blogs, etc. -- Pteryx
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::Favors PHJ's choice::

Offhand of nothing, Zeke, I refuse to be the only forumgoer without a flag. Take NAHT's flag away or something, OK?
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Have you tried Firefox? I know what you mean about Opera, so for forums and such I use Firefox now.
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Hm, we could probably stand to get the attention of other participants to vote on this thing...

As for my browser, I use an old version of IE. Old computer, Netscape renders this and many other forum pages wrong, and Opera's crash-prone -- especially when it comes to posting on forums, blogs, etc. -- Pteryx
You should Dowload the Latest Version of Internet Explorer (6-SP1), maybe that would help! (It's Free!)
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