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Old 08-12-2004, 04:53 AM
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Qe pronouce "eh" as "hey" in Canadian, but in American speak it sounds like "eh". :P
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:19 AM
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I never say Hey or Eh. And on the subject of Canadian weather... it's too hot in Calgary! It's way too hot! I want my winter back!
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Old 08-12-2004, 01:45 PM
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^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
Oh, it's not just you, don't worry. I get people asking me to repeat stuff all the time.

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Old 08-12-2004, 04:03 PM
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That seems to happen all the time - just look at "Saturday IRC"!
Oh but don't worry, that one always comes back to the real topic.

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^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
PHJ's not Canadian, though. (Eh?)
He sure isn't. :roll:

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^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
Oh, it's not just you, don't worry. I get people asking me to repeat stuff all the time.
Did I say it was me? Didn't I say it was you? :wink:

But seriously, if I've asked you to repeat what you just said more than three times, you might want to consider speaking more slowly or clearly or whatever after that. :wink:

I'm only Dutch you know.
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:50 PM
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^Slowly? I've heard loudly. And believe me, PHJ does NOT speak slowly. :roll:
PHJ's not Canadian, though. (Eh?)

Mine was an ever-so-slight less-than-subtle dig at Americans, so it's meant to apply only to whoever's American here.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:46 PM
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And on the subject of Canadian weather... it's too hot in Calgary! It's way too hot! I want my winter back!
Damn you! It better be coming my way. I was out watching the meteor shower last night (which kicked ass, btw) and it was only plus 2! In AUGUST! WTF? It's like 10 degrees below normal and we haven't had a hot sunny weekend since mid-July. (I've been waiting for one so I can reduce the nasty swimsuit tan I got mid-July. Still waiting.) So whoever stole Saskatchewan's summer weather, I want it back. (B.C., this means you.)
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So whoever stole Saskatchewan's summer weather, I want it back. (B.C., this means you.)
Um, no comment.
Seriously, please, take your weather. We haven't had any rain in ages. The blackberries are sour...
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I was out watching the meteor shower last night (which kicked ass, btw) and it was only plus 2!
No fair. I'm too close to the city to see anything good.
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Old 08-13-2004, 07:17 PM
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Take the weather away! It's +30 today here in Calgary, which I know isn't that high in comparison to some other places but in compariosn to -30 I'm boiling. Heat makes me lazy, very lazy. Take it back!
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Why don't we just pack this dry heat up and send it off somewhere else?
Say...*cracks knuckles* how about Florida?
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:43 PM
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Could somebody please take these clouds away? I've never seen a meteor shower.
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I was out watching the meteor shower last night (which kicked ass, btw) and it was only plus 2! In AUGUST! WTF? It's like 10 degrees below normal and we haven't had a hot sunny weekend since mid-July.
Took me a minute to realize you were speaking in metric. It's a trick to make Canada sound colder than it is, isn't it, thereby scaring everyone else away and KEEPING IT FOR YOURSELVES!

Hmm. That was a question, and yet it didn't end with a question mark. How odd.

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If it were at trick to scare people away from Canada, then we would chose a less-world accepted measuring system. Like imperial.
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Metric works on the Americans though, and they're the only ones we really want out.

Them and the British, that is. Maybe we can come up with a new system for them.
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Militant Canadians ... heh. :lol:
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Took me a minute to realize you were speaking in metric. It's a trick to make Canada sound colder than it is, isn't it, thereby scaring everyone else away and KEEPING IT FOR YOURSELVES!
Just the Americans, really. And it's not the Canadians' fault you use a weird system. :roll:
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We use simperial.

Only in Canada can you drive at 80 km/h, then spot something a hundred yards off. Only in Canada can you have size 10 feet, be 6'0", yet say water freezes at 0. Canada will rule the world.

Ahem. Sorry.
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Only in Canada can you drive at 80 km/h, then spot something a hundred yards off.
:lol: I have to remember that. :mrgreen:
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Only in Canada can you drive at 80 km/h, then spot something a hundred yards off. Only in Canada can you have size 10 feet, be 6'0", yet say water freezes at 0. Canada will rule the world..
Only in Canada? You've never been to the UK before, have you?
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No actually.

Do you guys have a world domination plan too?
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