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[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]This is my first attempt at one of these, so be kind.

[iost_uid0]Star Trek: The Five-Minute Generation[/iost_uid0]

Episode #47 - "Apostrophe of Fear", Part I

Riker:...so then this big-ass Borg ship appears, and Worf is like "We should raise the sheilds!", and I'm like, whatever.
(Riker reaches over to the captains chair and turns around a sign sitting on it)
Placard: VERY GOOD NUMBER ONE
Troi: You know that directly contavenes the Pun Directive.
Redshirt: GAK!
Riker: That really does defy words....
Placard: VERY GOOD NUMBER ONE
(A ship appears on the viewscreen)
Worf: Red alert! Raise shields! Prepare to fire at will!
Riker: Hey! No-one gave any orders yet!
(Worf sommersaults over the security console and flips the sign)
Placard: MAKE IT SO
Worf: Hah! Worf 1, Riker 0!

Marc: Yes, yes, all very funny, but is this actually going anywhere?
PointyHairedJedi: Don't look at me; I just do what the voices tell me.
Sax: Though I should point out that that particular excuse doesn't hold up in court.
PointyHairedJedi: Sigh. Lets just go back to the fiver shall we?

(FatMat appears on the viewscreen)
FatMat: We are the ZonK Collective! Resistance is futile!
Riker: Egad! Fire, Worf!
Worf: Oh, so now you want me fire?
Troi: I'm sensing...extreme vexation.
Riker: TOO LAAAATE!!!!!
(Pause)
FatMat: Was that my cue? Oh, hang on.
Enterprise: KABLAMMO!

MPQ: There wasn't any real point to that, was there?
Kira: HAHAHAHA! Oh, thats a good one. A point to a fiver. I'll have to rememer that.

Celeste: So what happens next?
PointyHairedJedi: We could mention your dog...
Riley: Woof.
Merlin Missy: Hehe.
All: Get on with it!

[iost_uid0]Meanwhile, the ZonK Collective fleet approaches Earth[/iost_uid0]

All: Eep!
Sa'ar: We're doomed!
Katy Jane: Only if you don't like ZonK.
IJD: Is that actually possile?
PointyHairedJedi: We must come up with a plan to stop them at all costs!
Nan: You mean you don't have one? But you're writing this thing!
PointyHairedJedi: Well, it's a case of the left lobe doesn't know that the right lobe is doing.

(Cut to bunker somewhere in deepest, darkest Solihull)
Zuke: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'm using multiple excalmation points and no-one can stop me!!!

FatMat: That's just evil! We must put aside our differences and stop Zuke's evil menace at all costs!
Sax: Wait, how did we get here?
Celeste: Who cares? We get to kick some Zuke butt again!

[iost_uid0]To be continued...[/iost_uid0]


Whadya think? I woulda made it longer, but sleep takes priority.[/colorost_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]grr...I wasn't mentioned again...You'd think I'd get mentioned in at least one as one of the supporters of Zuke...or the highest-ranked (in terms of posts) newb... Guess lest than amonth is not enough for someone to "integrate" themselves into the fiver culture...I'll just go off and sulk... :dead: :crying:[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Whadya think?[/quoteost_uid0]

:smile: Very funny![/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Four words:

Hill. Air. E. Us.

Think about it.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sa'ar: We're doomed![/quoteost_uid0]

Great. I get to be the droid. *g*

[quoteost_uid0]Guess lest than amonth is not enough for someone to "integrate" themselves into the fiver culture.[/quoteost_uid0]

Took me about three.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I WAS MENTIONED! I WAS MENTIONED! WOO!

*ahem*

Very good, Pointy.



~Nan, apparently a brainiac[/colorost_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]get a line...Sorry if I sounded all whiney-like...I get like that when I'm about to sleep.

I thought it was very funny. That third smiley, he was crying with laughter.

EDIT: He mentioned ALL twice. Maybe I [iost_uid0]did[/iost_uid0] get a line....Thanks![/colorost_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]My own try at a BaS Fiver.

Teacher: Wah blah blah blah. Waw wah wah blah waaah.
Captain Galactic: :zzz:
Teacher: WAAAAW!!! BLAH BLA BLAH!!
Captain Galactic: Whaaa...Oh! 47.
Teacher: Cowect. Gimmie that doughnut.

Ms. Raaum is a :swear: ing piece of :swear: ...Sorry, just hate her. Just 4 more hours...:smile:

Crud. I gotta go. She's right behind me. Hopefully her nasty perfume won't make me :dead: ...hope she wore deoderant. That's a biohazard too. I saw U.N. inspecters crawing out of her armpits once. No lie.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Don't worry, CG. I plan to include you (and your Nicarguan space-station) in the next one. I woulda put in that one, but as I said, I was falling asleep at the keyboard at that point)[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I particularly liked the Captain Placard pun.

*bleepbleepwhirrrrbeeeep!*

What's that, Artoo? Yes, I'll tell him. Artoo liked it too. It's not his fault that he can't talk properly.

*electronic raspberry*

Show some manners, you clanking pile of <*Chewbacca rips off Sa'ar's arm and beats him to death with it*>

*Several minutes later, after RDIS kicks in*

Sorry about all that. Don't know what got into me.[/colorost_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Wakkawaaa!!! Thanks, PHJ! [/colorost_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Asking if he will get a cameo in the next BaW.

Realization that he is talking in 'Topic Title' format.

Emoticon.

[iost_uid0]Edit:[/iost_uid0]Edit[/colorost_uid0]

[MPQ]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Praise over Baw fiver.

Comment that thoughts are easier to convey in Topic Title format.

Surprise that one does not have to post at least five times a day to be in Baw fiver.

More praise.[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nice CG I learned a lot: when your teacher's not a trombone, she's a cross between Homer Simpson and Homestar.

But, yes - awexome.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[quoteost_uid0="MPQ"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Praise over Baw fiver.

Comment that thoughts are easier to convey in Topic Title format.

Surprise that one does not have to post at least five times a day to be in Baw fiver.

More praise.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Long live Topic Title

Maybe we can develop relationships as time goes along in the BAWs, like S/C - Sax/Celeste

Its not that posting 5 times a day gets you in a BAW fiver, its the impact you have on other people in the times you do post.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Maybe we can develop relationships as time goes along in the BAWs, like S/C - Sax/Celeste[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ehhh.. I'm taken. [/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Scarily enough, ZonK started out that way too...[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Actually, ZonK started out in reality before it was a BaW 'ship. [/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well that just about shoots my synchronsity theory out of the sky then.[/colorost_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]Well that just about shoots my synchronsity theory out of the sky then.[/quoteost_uid0]
Is synchronsity a real word?[/colorost_uid0]