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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]My favorite joke so far is the fact that the swords of the Nac Mac Feegles (the Wee Free Men of the title) glow blue in the presence of laywers.[/quoteost_uid0]

Yin! Tan! Tethra!

Any snaffling of coobeasties yet?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]No, just ship.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Its chaos without you here to keep order.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aww. You love me, you really love me![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Celeste"][quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"]Its chaos without you here to keep order.[/quoteost_uid0]
Aww. You love me, you really love me![/quoteost_uid0]
Of course we love you. This board would instantly fall apart without you, Sax, and Zeke.

By the way, Celeste, would you mind stepping over to the 5MSG forum? PHJ could use some calming down.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]PHJ, I hate you.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]OMG I feel the love. :dead:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]As do I.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]What is this..."love" thing you are speaking of? Is it blue? Can you digest it? Does it run on Linux?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Standback"]Yes, you should, but no, they're not. That's Pythonian (don't ask why. Pythonian doesn't [iost_uid0]have[/iost_uid0] to make sense). Evidently, you have much to learn. Ignorant boor.[/quoteost_uid0]
Oh sure, I only have seven web projects, three comics, and high school completion to look after in my spare time. I'll get right on it. [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Standback"][quoteost_uid0]I imagine they're speaking Pratchetery. I should really read him.... [/quoteost_uid0]

Yes, you should, but no, they're not. That's Pythonian.[/quoteost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I've finished it, and it's a very good ending indeed. We even get Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax making cameos. Unfortunatly there weren't any reditions of 'The Hedgehog Song' or 'A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End' (yes, you heard me), though I suppose it [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] supposed to be a children's book...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Anyone have Barbequed Spahgetti? It's good. I like barbequed spagetti.

Carp, I'm supposed to be making a kata for my black belt test tomorrow...ah well. I revel in deadlines.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You'll be fine - just make up a pattern, do it in at least thre different directions, through in a flying kick or two and put it to some music.

Oh, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do by the way.

And congrads CG I know what it takes my man, and I'm sure proud of you [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm thinking of taking aikido.

You do karate, CG?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm proficient in Running Away, and a master of the Cutting Remark From A Safe Distance.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hehehe. I'm more partial to actual kung-fu-jedi-mutant-badass fighting skills. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I'm more partial to actual kung-fu-jedi-mutant-badass fighting skills.[/quoteost_uid0]

I want a lightsabre. Or failing that, a sword. And sword training. I tend to do more damage to myself than my opponent (although he had full leather armour and a helm, and I had my band uniform. I still won though, but I suspect the fight was rigged).[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Woo-woo! Pratchett has five of his books in the top 100 in the BBC's Big Read. [iost_uid0]Nightwatch[/iost_uid0] was one of them, and apparently it was also the most recently published one to be voted for.[/colorost_uid0]
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