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Old 12-10-2004, 11:19 PM
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Q: So, what do you like, in order of preference?


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Old 12-11-2004, 12:16 AM
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A: Like, dude!
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Old 12-11-2004, 03:12 AM
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A: 6 million granny smith apples.
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Old 12-11-2004, 04:54 AM
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A: Way, way, way too many.
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Old 12-11-2004, 07:18 AM
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Old 12-11-2004, 07:52 AM
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A: That's cold.
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:08 AM
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Old 12-11-2004, 10:11 AM
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A: Well, TopHatMan likes it, and John loves it, so buy it!
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:45 PM
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Old 12-12-2004, 12:17 AM
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A: Go stage left. There are no klingons there.
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Old 12-12-2004, 01:30 AM
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Old 12-12-2004, 02:24 AM
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Old 12-12-2004, 02:57 AM
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:43 AM
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Old 12-12-2004, 02:48 PM
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Q: I wonder what they'd name a song about Wesley?

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Old 12-12-2004, 06:31 PM
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Old 12-12-2004, 06:44 PM
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Old 12-12-2004, 09:55 PM
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A: An episode focusing on the new transporters on Enterprise? All I can say is that it is about time.
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:14 PM
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Old 12-13-2004, 12:23 AM
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