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Old 12-05-2004, 02:41 AM
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Q: What party can I joke about without getting booed at the Save-The-Whales-Greenpeace-Adbusters-Peta-ACLU Joint Convention?



A: Before you go, take one.
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Old 12-05-2004, 04:33 AM
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Old 12-05-2004, 07:34 AM
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Old 12-05-2004, 07:56 AM
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A: Jolene Blalock.
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Old 12-05-2004, 08:00 AM
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Old 12-05-2004, 10:36 AM
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:14 PM
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Old 12-05-2004, 10:27 PM
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Old 12-06-2004, 12:34 AM
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:07 AM
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:17 AM
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:52 AM
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Old 12-06-2004, 04:00 AM
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A: No, I'm doing it because I just don't appreciate people who try to kill me. I'm funny like that.
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Old 12-07-2004, 03:29 AM
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A: Oh, John, from Canada! Yeah, he's dead!
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Old 12-07-2004, 07:25 AM
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A: How does egg nog sound?
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Old 12-07-2004, 12:02 PM
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