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09-02-2004, 08:46 AM
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Q: Hey, Captain Crunch just wrote a book about his life
A: See, that's why your pants don't fit anymore.
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#3142
09-02-2004, 05:31 PM
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Q: I've been eating too many good movies lately
A: If you eat that movie, you might actually fall in love
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#3143
09-02-2004, 11:10 PM
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Q: When you sing a movie, your food gets listened too.
A: Big green monkey. 5 pie points to whoever knows where the above answer is from!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3144
09-03-2004, 02:25 AM
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Q: In the lyrics to "Everone's a Junkie" by Our Lady Peace, what's the rest of this line? "___ _____ ______, everyone's a junkie"
So, where's my points? A: Red Alert! Battlestations!
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#3145
09-03-2004, 03:11 AM
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Q: I'm sorry, what where you saying before I got carried away with the OLP DVD?
Pie points!  A: The dark sarcasm in the classroom.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3146
09-03-2004, 03:55 AM
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Q: Who is Sa'ar Chasm?
A: Ow! Ow! Ow! Quit that!
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#3147
09-03-2004, 04:52 AM
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Q: *Thwap* *Twist* *Thwap* *Tickle*
A: Didn't he have a head earlier?
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#3148
09-03-2004, 09:36 AM
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Q: And the runner from Bulgaria has won by the tip of his shoe!
A: If that were true we would all know.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3149
09-03-2004, 05:49 PM
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Q: Did you know that the Sun is Yellow
A: Whoops
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#3150
09-03-2004, 09:57 PM
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Q: Are the shields up yet?
A: In 3.... 2.... 1....
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#3151
09-03-2004, 10:02 PM
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Q: hey when does the self-destruct mechanism blows up our nice ship?
A: who told you that little secret????
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#3152
09-03-2004, 10:10 PM
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Q: Do you have any redshirts?
A: Right around the corner!
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#3153
09-03-2004, 10:13 PM
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Q: where have you seen my redshirts the last time??
A: well, maybe later, now I am too tired
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#3154
09-03-2004, 10:25 PM
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Q: Can you get me some redshirts?
A: Hmmm, there's an opening on wendnesday morning in january ... of 2054.
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#3155
09-03-2004, 10:35 PM
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Q: want some?? I can get you plenty of them.. when can I come around and give em to you?
A: but do not tell yo mama...
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#3156
09-04-2004, 05:45 AM
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Q: I borrowed one of your redshirts
A: Ok, who ordered the consols that don't actually blow up?
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#3158
09-04-2004, 07:43 AM
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Q: I was looking for some boots, but got bored and bought clogs instead. They're waterproof, right?
A: You are on the waiting list.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3159
09-04-2004, 08:24 AM
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Q: hey I want those clogs too... can you sell me some?
A: what?? no that message I missed..
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#3160
09-04-2004, 10:11 AM
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Q: Did you hear that all redshirts must now wear pink bow ties and red clogs?
A: Pertain your wanted items within the West Side shop, yo!
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