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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: NeoMatrix, what did you say right after you saw Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake's Superbowl show?
A:Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Shimmy your shoulders. Step back. Step front. Point your left toe. Point your right toe. Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Simon say do?
A: Stomp. Stomp. Step Forward. Step Left. Kick. RUN![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you do when salemen come to your door?
A: Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Shimmy your shoulders. Step back. Step front. Point your left toe. Point your right toe. Deep knee bend. Deep knee bend. Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So you got a new exercise video for christmas, did you?
A: I'll take that as a definate maybe.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *Zap* Now go away!
A: so when exactly do you do the Hokey Pokey in this dance move?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: See, when you're in the Nutcracker, you must do many graceful dance steps.
A: The routine details are as followed: Stomp left foot Step right-step touch Step left-step touch Moonwalk-8 steps back Skip in a clockwise circle-4 skips Hop in a counterclockwise circle-4 hops Shimmy your shoulders-4 beats Step back with left foot. Step front with left foot. Point your left toe-frontwards Point your right toe-frontwards Deep knee bend-2 beats (that's plie to the dancers out there) Deep knee bend-2 beats (plie) Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Opium, did you get the secret password to our archenemy's Top-Secret Den of Evil? What is it?
A: Um, I, er... ummm..... hmm.... Next question![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What, in Roman theatrical times, was a play called in which a Greek play was performed, but in Roman dress?
A: The routine details followed, as: The SchrittRechtschrittnotenschrittLinkschritt note Moonwalk-8 of the left Fu?s Stomp of steps unterst?zen line interlacing Zeilenspr?gen into the rechtsen around circle-4 a Hop in one to the left flutter the hop circle-4, its Schl?e shoulders-4 with left Fu?zur?ktreten. Step front side with left Fu? Point your left toe frontwardspunkt your deep deep repetition of the Schl?e of the knee bend-2 of the Schl?e of the knee bend-2 of the right toe frontwards (the plie to the T?zern are out there) (plie).[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How can you clearly tell me the dance steps when you are drunk?
A: If at anytime you cannot complete the exercise given to you by Opium, you may quietly go away an never come back to this school.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is one of the most important rules in the 5MV Forums? (besides, of course, using too many !'s )
A: Skip forward 4 times, start with right foot. Give present to boss. Skip back 4 times, start with left foot.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the proper procedure to kill your boss?
A: Or, you can just run and skip procedures[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's a good way to do procedures in the National Gymnastics School?
A: Skip forward 4 times, start with right foot. Give present to boss. Skip back 4 times, start with left foot. Sit on chair. Get up. Skip forward 4 times. Shake boss's hand.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Bob, what do you usually do at work all day?
A: You might want to write that down[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should I do with my idea for a novel that's in my head?
A: The routine details are as followed: Stomp left foot Step left-step touch Skip in a clockwise circle-4 skips Shimmy your shoulders-4 beats Step front with left foot. Point your right toe-frontwards Deep knee bend-2 beats (plie) Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you take showers?
A: It seems only you and I are the only ones having fun here in this thread[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wow, this a cool thread!
A: And so, for another day, and another time.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Im tired of dancing. Mind if we go rest for awhile?
A: TopHatMan is wondering around the mall dancing to Opium's excercise CD while solving a crime[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the TopHatMan doing these days?
A: TopHatMan Boogie. Don't forget your tapshoes.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are we in such a hurry to get to the mall?
A: I hope John isnt at the mall too. He always dies in the arcade before I get to it.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I hope John is at the mall too. Then I can slip away from you and kill him while he's distracted in the arcade of DOOM.
A: This sounds like a sitcom to me...[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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