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02-07-2004, 11:44 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: So John went to this ancient Indian tribe, and they said something like: "Jgfoh heg fdyr fogst" before they killed him. What does that mean?A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like Johnny Depp.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. 
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02-07-2004, 11:56 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How would Jack Sparrow look if he ran into Edward Scissorhands, literally?A: He looks like a dazed and confused Johnny Depp, only less hot.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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02-07-2004, 02:24 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh look, is that Johnny Depp?A: Sorry, we are out of pie[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#2404
02-08-2004, 01:37 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. What were Zeke's mom's last words?-- A. The laughing vulcan and his dog.[/color ost_uid0]
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02-08-2004, 02:04 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is the title of new Spock-Centric movie, "Star Trek 11:------------"A: Wow. I thought it would cause people to be dazed and confused, but it was only annoying.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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02-08-2004, 03:36 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What are your thoughts on the man-in-a-top-hat fad?A: Really? Gee, I hope they don't make us repair it.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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02-08-2004, 03:54 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you realise we've just broken the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics?A: Black helicopters.[/color ost_uid0]
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02-08-2004, 04:02 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the newest fad at 5MV?A: This wont contain that.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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02-08-2004, 05:15 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. Can you please put all the top-hat man forum entries into that big box you're carrying?-- A. It is green.[/color ost_uid0]
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#2410
02-08-2004, 05:25 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Whats the color of the black helicopter?A: Its right behind you[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#2411
02-08-2004, 11:38 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Where is the pielith of DOOM?A: Call the "How's me driving" hotline.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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02-09-2004, 04:06 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay's flying the shuttle again. What should we do?A: I don't recall a time[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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02-09-2004, 04:14 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you remember when there wasnt pie, John, pudding, chilli, LOTR, POTC, or Top Hat Man at 5MV forums?A: So pretty, so shiny, so cool.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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02-09-2004, 04:21 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. What's it like inside Deanna Troi's brain?-- A. Row, row, row your boat.[/color ost_uid0]
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#2415
02-09-2004, 04:33 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Spock, what was that "illogical" song we sung while camping?A: John makes a great redshirt[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#2416
02-09-2004, 05:07 AM
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ost_uid0]Q. What kind of fashion design is John best at?--- A. O.K., stop.[/color ost_uid0]
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#2417
02-09-2004, 07:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I like the Top hat man! He's the dazed and confused Top Hat Man who wanders around malls wearing pink fuzzy top hats and he has a top hat store and he has a girlfriend he got cus he opened a top hat store and he also sells purses and stuff and he does repairs and...A: Yes, I guess that could be taken as an off-topic response.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#2419
02-09-2004, 05:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Q:Hey look, I have a top hat.A: You can throw that in a top ten list somewhere.[/color ost_uid0]
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#2420
02-09-2004, 06:38 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: GAK!A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John F. Kennedy.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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