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08-08-2003, 11:09 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: I said, STOP BLAMING THE DOGA: No, it's just that this time it was the [i ost_uid0]cat[/iost_uid0]...(No, not you, the furry kind)[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one. 
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#942
08-08-2003, 11:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So I bought this new tribble, and it's gone again. Did your dog eat this one too?A: No, we don't have a pool anymore. Yes, that would mean you can't swim in it. (Just because my character lost all her hair, doesn't mean you have to rub it in.)[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#943
08-08-2003, 11:25 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What happened to your swimming pool? It's the middle of a heatwave out here!A: A keyboard. No, the musical kind.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#944
08-08-2003, 11:32 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did you buy your girlfriend for her birthday?A: John Sheridan died because he liked tribbles too much.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#945
08-08-2003, 11:38 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, who's the dead guy on the floor and why is there fur sticking out of his mouth?A: That's the trouble with Tribbles.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#946
08-08-2003, 11:44 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Everytime I get a tribble, it seems to attract a lot of other tribbles. Even if I close my house hermetically. How is that possible?A: What's with all the tribble-ations all of a sudden?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#947
08-08-2003, 11:47 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So, about tribbes...A:Well, a pink elephant with green polkadots would probably solve that.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#948
08-08-2003, 11:54 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: [sarcasm]My life is [iost_uid0]way[/iost_uid0] too interesting nowadays.[/sarcasm]A: I think we need a new forbidden word.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-08-2003, 11:56 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So cat, what do you think is the trouble with tribbles?A: Gravity doesn't exist, the Earth just sucks.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#950
08-08-2003, 12:06 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Just throw up some tribbles and let gravity do the rest of your work.A: I believe doing it the hard way is always easier.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#951
08-08-2003, 12:08 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's your opinion on these 'Get rich quick and easy' spam scams?A: If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#952
08-08-2003, 12:15 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Wouldn't it be way nicer if you could easily take the plane to your vacation spot, instead of a car?A: You're wrong. I don't like him at all.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#953
08-08-2003, 06:51 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: You know, normally when a girl steals a guy's hat, flushes it down the toilet and then hits him over the head with a large mallet, it means she likes him.A: Thief! Baggins! We hates it forever! [quote ost_uid0]Hey! You stole my line![/quoteost_uid0]Borrowed it. I was just taking care of it in case you lost it. You should really keep better track of your things. Why do I get the impression that you two communicate more in these fora than you do in real life?[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#954
08-08-2003, 07:51 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I know I just stole your marble but don't you think you're a little over-reacting?A: Don't mind the tribble-blood all over the place. Actually, I had it right here all the time. And as if stealing it wasn't enough, you also illegally changed bits of it too.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#955
08-08-2003, 07:53 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's all this blue stuff?A: This is an [b ost_uid0]ex-tribble[/bost_uid0][quote ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Why do I get the impression that you two communicate more in these fora than you do in real life?[/quoteost_uid0]Actually, I was helping her catch up to you [/colorost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#956
08-08-2003, 08:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is this round furry dried up ball, a cat toy? (no pun intended Cat  )A: the answer is 42, for the question, please deposit $1,574,432.45 Just wait, in two weeks i'll be back in school, online for hours doing homework and pokeing my nose in here every few minuets. MWAHAHAHAHA, there will be no stoping me then.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#957
08-08-2003, 08:20 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So what's the question, you know, the big one?A: Actually, there's a heat-wave here, so we hope it's a little colder in Italy.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#958
08-08-2003, 08:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is my Dutch ice cream melting?A: Fever! When you kiss me, fever when you ho-old me tight. [quote ost_uid0]And as if stealing it wasn't enough, you also illegally changed bits of it too.[/quoteost_uid0]I simply modified the source.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#959
08-08-2003, 09:15 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Picard (to Crusher): How would you describe the feeling I give you?A: Either 47 billion or 3. [quote ost_uid0]I simply modified the source.[/quoteost_uid0]Ah, is that what you call it? [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#960
08-08-2003, 09:22 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. How many [iost_uid0][bost_uid0]real[/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0] stars are there in this galaxy?A. Oh, is that what you said? I was trying to picture an onion on your foot.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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