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Old 08-07-2003, 06:14 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is it possible to get rid of all the tribbles?

A: Interesting story[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-07-2003, 08:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: In 3 words or less, give your critical review of War and Peace.

A: University of Ottawa
(Q: Where is Sa'ar going in January?)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you always answer your own questions (or, question your own answers)? Where did you pick that up?

A: Don't worry. Be happy.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 08-07-2003, 09:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm so darned worried cus my payckeck is late and my college payments are early and I was deregistered from the program because my personal student number starts with "0" and I'm missing my favorite shirt and my car has a flat tire and I think I'm going insane!


A: I'm okay, it's just scary.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-07-2003, 09:52 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I saw you feint after John Sheridan kissed Janeway... Are you okay now?

A: Untwist it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-07-2003, 09:54 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why can't I open this bottle?

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Old 08-07-2003, 10:01 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think I should do with this tribble?

A: There's nothing wrong with that! I Think...[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is there anything wrong with me throwing this tribble at the wall?

A: Pick it up before it bites you[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:11 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I threw the tribble at the wall, and suddenly there were two... What should I do with the original one?

A: It will multiply, and multiply, and multiply, and then you die.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:22 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What will happen if these Tribbles keep multiplying?

A: Just empty the pool and put them in there[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:27 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: By rough estimate, we have five hundred tribbles now. What to do now..?

A: Smack them, break them, rip them in peaces, burn them, crush them, and burn them again, just to be sure.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:31 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do I prevent these Worf action figures from being possessed and destroying my tribbles?



A: Tribble time![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is four O'Clock to you?

Q: Where did you hide that tribble?

A: Nonononono! Destroy the [iost_uid0]tribbles[/iost_uid0], not the ones who want to destroy them![/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:36 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why dont you join me and defeat the Klingons

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ehh, you remember the tribble I just showed you? There are fifty now.

A: A blue sticker on the wall said so.[/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What has absolutely nothing to do with tribbles?

A: Don't want Captain Crunch, don't want Raisin Bran.

Catalina's gonna overtake me if I'm not careful. She's racked up almost 100 posts in the past few days. I move that Word Association-type posts be stricken from the count *g*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who do you want to clean up these tribbles?

A: Weren't you just at the [iost_uid0]other[/iost_uid0] side of this big pool a moment ago?

Don't worry Sa'ar, I'm going on vacation for two weeks, so you have all the time you need to get your postcount way up again. Or, well, maybe not [iost_uid0]all[/iost_uid0] the time, but you were so certain I was never gonna pass you... What happened?
(By the way, going on vacation doesn't mean I WON'T pass you after that. )[/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-07-2003, 11:31 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The Tribbles are overflowing the pool and taking over the yard!

A: I wonder if tribbles can survive in space

(Sa'ar, you also have to worry about me. Me and Cat have teamed up to pass you)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Any other ideas on how to kill the tribble plague?

A: And then there are, of course, the gas chambers.

Or kidnap, we're not sure yet. [/colorost_uid0]
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