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Old 08-01-2003, 06:04 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Tell me, what are [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] going to control the universe with?

A: That's something I used to tell myself when I was young. I never really got over it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what name are you about to paint onto your big rig? Do you think its going to fit?

Q: So now that we found you in the past 20 years ago, is there something you want to tell yourself?

A: Just great, You think in space you can get away from bad drivers.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 08-01-2003, 06:25 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: WATCH OUT! That shuttle you just crashed into had right of way.

A: I don't mean to interrupt, but have you seen a dead guy walking past?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 08-01-2003, 07:36 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Preacher: *giving a sermon* May I help you young man?

A: In Season 3, Archer gets Enterprise lost in the Delta Quadrant. Voyager finds Enterprise, but didnt document it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-01-2003, 08:51 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So we all agree on the fact that Enterprise and Voyager will somehow meet. What's your theory on that, Neo?

A: Seven didn't actually spent time with a hologram of Chakotay. Chakotay deleted the hologram and took its place himself.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-01-2003, 10:04 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I'm supposed to believe Chakotay realized what 7 wanted? Yah, right...



A: I STILL dont know who John Sheriden is, so stop asking me![/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think about this "John Sheridan" replacing pizza?

A: STOP THAT! I hate Babylon 5.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:12 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hello! I'm Londo Mollari. You might remember me from such atrocities as the Bombing of Narn and the Torture of G'Kar. I'm here to make you a special offer from Narns & Noble...

A: I'm freeeee.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-02-2003, 12:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How much is that Sa'ar in the window? The one with the deranged coat of hair?





[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean I've turned Sheridan into another running forum gag, huh? Huh? Oh well. He could afford to lose some weight. RUN FASTER, YOU! :cattleprods:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-02-2003, 01:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where does Taya rate on the Insanity Meter?

A: Reality meter: [\...] Huh, thought so.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-02-2003, 02:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: That's strange, I cant anything on reality metre when I point it towards Sa'ar Chasm. Can you try?



A: Yes, triple ?'s and !'s ARE even more evil than John Sheriden...now to answer your question...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you multiply 6 and 7?

A: His Indian name is Chops Worse Than Badly.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Chakotay, why do I get the feeling that you knew just how irregular in size Neelix's steak servings would be?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] He has become One with his Inner Self![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-02-2003, 09:41 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Does anybody know what happened to that guy who slowly ate himself?

A: Two dollars and fifteen cents[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What would you sell your soul for?

A: Some people do, I don't. But that's only because she's my friend.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you ever thought about making love with your lover like other lesbians do? You two are real close as it is.

A: Hey, meet me at the sweet spot on Enterprise for pizza and beer[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 08-02-2003, 07:24 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Neo! Can we go somewhere private so I can kill [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] instead of my ex?

A: I'd prefer the night.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] If you had to choose between marrying this pot of lard-- sorry, I mean this man, and having everlasting night fall upon the entire galaxy, which would you choose?





[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I don't think I understand the question. Please rephrase.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: Take my wife...please.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What were the famous last words of John Sheridan?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, roadkill looks like roadkill from any angle.[/colorost_uid0]
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