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07-11-2003, 05:02 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Catalina, do you know where Nan is?A: I [i ost_uid0]am[/iost_uid0] the master of all i survey![/colorost_uid0]
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07-11-2003, 05:06 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So, Katy, I'm told you have delusions of grandeur.A: The tiger. Yes, the green one.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-11-2003, 05:37 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Which one did you want me to hand you? The tiger wrench or the lion hammer?A. Quite possibly by 2089. But I wouldn't count on it.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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07-11-2003, 05:58 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: When do you think first contact will [iost_uid0]really[/iost_uid0] be?A: Not right now, can't you see I'm torturing someone here?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-11-2003, 08:13 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you think you can keep the screaming and the begging for mercy to a dull roar?A: Robin Williams[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#626
07-11-2003, 11:54 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Who blames Canada for Voyager's disappearance?A: Rain? In space?[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#627
07-12-2003, 12:11 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: My space cabbage is getting a little wilted, do you think it will rain soon?A: Of course! The forms are in the folder at your left, but you will need a notarized signature.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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07-12-2003, 01:27 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:Um, the Borg's 76 trombones and other varius Marching Band instruments are driving me nuts,can I kill them, and then take all their shiny shiny metal musical stuff?A:I didnt forget the answer, sleep need me do.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-12-2003, 01:44 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Opium, why did you forget the answer and why aren't you making any sense?A: I'll help you later but first i have to get the pixies out of my garden.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#630
07-12-2003, 02:07 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Could you help me convincing my crazy brother trolls don't exist?A: He's getting nuts. But then, so is the rest of the world.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-12-2003, 05:45 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the elephant doing at the snack bar?A: Sell the bicycle![/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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07-12-2003, 06:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I have this evil possessed bicycle. What should I do?A:Johnny Depp. Orlando Bloom. Jefferey Rush. Richard Simmons. In "Pilates in the Carabean Sunshine"[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#633
07-12-2003, 09:31 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I had this bizarre dream I went to see Pirates of the Carribean, but it wasn't right! You know what it was called? Pil--A: Stop! My ears are bleeding![/color ost_uid0]
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#634
07-13-2003, 03:23 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Delenn, in the kitchen, with a steak knife.[/colorost_uid0]
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#635
07-13-2003, 04:56 AM
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#636
07-13-2003, 07:59 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Katy Jane, where are you going with my pie?A: League of extraordinary trekkies[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#637
07-13-2003, 07:01 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I heard Zeke was going to change the name of the forum, have you heard what to?A: Its a 100 page report on the nature of frogs.[/color ost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner
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#638
07-13-2003, 07:26 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is the book called you got for your birthday and you almost finished Katy?A: About 47. Why?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-13-2003, 08:22 PM
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ost_uid0]Q id you count how many times I said "aw, he's such a hottie hottie cutie wootie" while watching"Pirates of the Caribean"?A: Speling is futyle. Spellchicker maed it obsoleet[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-14-2003, 02:49 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: ... and he signed the letter respektfuly yurs! Doesn't anyone know how to spell anymore? (I know I don't )A: Why yes it is.[/color ost_uid0]
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