Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Samwise, why was Nazgul all fawning over Legolas? Does not realize Legolas is a hot guy and MUCH higher up on the dating chain?


A: Aragorn didnt like his new attitude.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I don't understand why Gandalf wanted to pull a Sheridan in Khazadum, Legolas. Do you?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] "The next person who asks a LotR-related question is going to be chopped up, cooked with potatoes and fed to the Pak'mara. Do I make myself clear, lieutenant?"[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: "Why did Frodo..."

A: Yes, but he wouldn't be the same.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]Inspired by taya's post...[/iost_uid0]


Q. Would Sheridan have acted differently in Khazadum if his first name were Phil?

A. Sheridan, his arms wide.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What would have been the main story on Tama, if Deep Space Nine hadn't been there, leaving Babylon 5 free to do whatever they wanted, like Lots of Timetravel?

A: At five pm.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's Tuesday. We do we get out phasers, tractor beam and command skills installed?

A: Sir Ian McKellan[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Name someone my friend Ed is CERTAIN he recently saw?


A: Try restarting, uploading all the files again, and call me in the morning.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the Micrasofty Hotline tell you after all your files for the cure for cancer say?


A: Technobabble and a very kind elf.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's a sure cure for Writer's Block?

A: Everything I touch turns to FUBAR.

[quoteost_uid0]Name someone my friend Ed is CERTAIN he recently saw?
[/quoteost_uid0]

That was me! Hmph. :P[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is there so much FUBAR lying around?

A: I shot the sheriff.

[quoteost_uid0]That was me! Hmph. :P[/quoteost_uid0]

Actually, Ed saw him not long ago. Probably while he was shooting X2.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is this Tim Hortons shop so dirty? Why are all the doughnuts and pies so red and gory?


A: Muipo, ediug rouy eb Ll'i. Dnal etisippo ot emoclew.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What did the German say when he somehow ended up on Voyager?

A: Time, the Final Frontier. This time we mean it, unless someone starts time traveling in alternate universes. If that happens, then we we screwed.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is said at the intro tune of the newest star trek series  [iost_uid0]Relativity[/iost_uid0], which features captain Braxton 'before' he was arrested?

A: I heard he was done with it.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you break Newton's First Law?

A: That's good, bad or mediocre...

(Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so)[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If I asked an LOTR question, possibly mentioning Frodo, Legolas, Aragorn and Gandalf, what kind question would it be?


A: Nah nah eat my borgs.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: WHAT did Nahtmmm do?

A: You ended that sentence with a preposition! Bastard!

(Actual Stargate quote.)[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's Ra the god of?

A: The League of Extraordinary Box Office Flops[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's an alternate title for that new Sean Connery flick?

A: Oh, like you've never enchanted, robbed and indirectly resulted in the squishing death by giants of a group of kobolds![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I dont care what you claim, you still should not have given The One Ring, the Omega particle and all the pointy stakes to the Sauron/Borg/FirstEvil Alliance.

A: Pearl Jam isnt actually a food, BTW.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:I so love this Pearl Jam your mom made me. Would you like to try some?

A: Janeway, the Doctor said they call our ship the Earthshaker. That is odd since we never told them we were from Earth.[/colorost_uid0]