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Old 07-01-2003, 04:55 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how do I get to the secret hidout of the evil future guy?

A: Tom, please tell me Alice has been your only love besides me.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Listen, about that, "you're the only one that meant anything" thing....

A: I don't know... the Borg Queen had my alcove downgraded to a plug when I sent the memo about assimilation expenses, so I think you're on your own there.

[quoteost_uid0]A: Picnics are a perfectly legitimate means of settling disputes.[/quoteost_uid0]

It's also an atypical method of acquiring a magic ring from an enclave of stone giants. Heh heh, Nan's first D&D game involves mind control and thievery. Who didn't see that coming?

[quoteost_uid0]Interesting note: Nan noticed a 47 occurance in one of the Indiana Jones movies...as well as Club Obi-Wan.[/quoteost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0]At least, I think it was an IJ movie. Â Nan, what else did we watch, aside from commercials and unfunny SNL?[/quoteost_uid0]
A funny classic SNL. But yes, it was Temple of Doom, specifically the scene after Short Round guns the car after Indy and the ditzy blonde (Willie?) fall through the awnings into the car.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]weird double post. ignore.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-01-2003, 02:04 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think the Borg Queen will like my idea about Casual Fridays?

A: If they did that, the Borg would become rednecks with their doublewide cubes.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-01-2003, 05:32 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Why didn't Zaphod and Trillian set the Improbability Drive to it's maximum setting?

[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: But then he couldn't kill his mother anymore![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2003, 05:32 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It is true that the Federation Council is tempting to use Jeff Foxworthy as a Collective-destroying Trojan Horse?

*muttermuttermutterrazznafraggingmutter*

(I've forgotten the answer already. Going by memory. Stupid edit function)


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[quoteost_uid0]But yes, it was Temple of Doom, specifically the scene after Short Round guns the car after Indy and the ditzy blonde (Willie?) fall through the awnings into the car.

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No, not Club Obi-Wan, the 47 reference. Â Where was that?[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-01-2003, 05:36 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: But Tuvok, why won't you go out with the Delaney sisters?

[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: A pink pillow with sugar on top.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2003, 05:41 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get if you cross Roseanne with Barbie?

A: The plain would crash.
(Not a misspelling)[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:01 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oooh, can I take that shiny button as a souvenir?

A: I... er... don't know what you're talking about. We don't have any pie here. Really.

[quoteost_uid0]No, not Club Obi-Wan, the 47 reference. Where was that?
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Oh! Pie! Can I have some?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Ix nay with the explody-nay.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:35 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Zeke sent me.

*grr*

Q: So, how long do you think these redshirts will last?

A: Just stick it in the honey jar and it'll be fine.[/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what should I do with this honey, Catalina?

A: Okay[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-01-2003, 09:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I really like the name Gringar, especially with that avatar of, you know, Gringar. So shall I still call you Kodu then?

A: Birds fly in the sky. Ahum.

Hey, you cheat!

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[quoteost_uid0]A: Nuh-uh. No way![/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-01-2003, 09:49 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Now why did you have to name my D&D character? :madder: And don't try to change the subject!

[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Keep thinking, damn you![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:58 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Well I thought maybe if we snuck onto the borg ship we could use the alcoves to play hide and go seek. what do you think?


A:I've always wondered what would happen if you locked a vulcan and a klingon in a room together for an extended length of time.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2003, 10:02 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think we should do with the Maquis we captured?

A: Would you [iost_uid0]please[/iost_uid0] shut up now?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: you see if we did that... no wait thats not right.... how about... no that wouldnt work.... what if we.... no too messy... but i could...

A:Meet me in cargo bay two and ill tell you the hole story.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I heard something about a hole in space...

A: A set of broken headphones.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get if you anger Gringar?

A: Well, there are the stars... And the moon... And, um... The blackness of the night, of course![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: what would you give for a slice of apple pie?


A:How about you hand me the phaser nice and eazy.[/colorost_uid0]
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