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Q: What was it that you remember most about that half an hour talking to Zeke face-to-face?

A: Uh, will the number 7 suffice?
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Old 04-20-2006, 03:05 PM
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Q: What can we hide everywhere in the Halo series

A: But burlap chafes me so.
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:17 PM
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Q: you say bricks chafe you, so how about Burlap?

A: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
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Old 04-22-2006, 09:56 PM
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A: It must be a clue, but to what, I have no clue.
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Old 04-23-2006, 01:16 AM
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Q: Is that a pie?


A: It is done.
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Old 04-23-2006, 10:30 AM
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:06 PM
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A: The sign says that we are here, but where is here?
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Old 04-27-2006, 03:03 PM
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Q: Where are you!?

A: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:44 PM
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:42 PM
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Q: Yaaaaaah?

A: EAT SQUIRELY DEATH AND DIE...PAINFULLY! WITH NUTS! IN HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PLACES!
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Q: Pass the squirel roast, would you?

A: Taste's like chicken. Well, not really.
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Q: So what exactly does Ox Bowel taste like again?

A: When Birnham would doth come to Duninsane!
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Q: Who's stolen Red Dwarf again!?


A: Well now, that's just plain wrong.
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:55 PM
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Q: That armour made of what!?

A: Nuetronium? Isn't that found in dead stars?
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:40 AM
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A: Really, I just didn't have much to say.
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