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03-21-2006, 09:39 PM
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Q: I don't see any sense in kCirTdNiMiDeJ...I have written it down but what is that supposed to mean?
A: HEHE, that is just evil.
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#5682
03-21-2006, 09:56 PM
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Q: Are you feeling any worse for the wear?
A: Idiomatic phrases.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5683
03-21-2006, 10:27 PM
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Q: What have you told me about idiotic phrases?
A: No, thats not true!
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#5684
03-24-2006, 01:12 PM
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Q: The truth is out there.
A: I say we go under the nebula
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#5685
03-24-2006, 10:56 PM
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Q: HA those puny humans with there limited view...what should we do?
A: NO NOT THERE!
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#5686
03-25-2006, 02:27 AM
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Q: Is your lawn a good place to park my car?
A: Shuttlecraft. Lots of them.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5687
03-25-2006, 07:47 AM
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Q: O-kay...we have the immense floor space, the ultra-funky ramps, the repair teams on standby...I don't know, Trip...what's this shuttle bay missing?
~~ A: Blame the Communists. ~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
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#5688
03-25-2006, 02:20 PM
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Q: We have Vodka...Bread...Vodka soaked bread... who must we thank for these, comrades?
A: I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#5689
03-25-2006, 02:39 PM
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Q: Tell me, Archer, what use do you truly have for a science officer who can't climb out of her own catsuit?
~~ A: Sociolinguistics. ~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
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#5690
03-27-2006, 06:08 PM
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Q: You're studying what?
A: The Nimon speaks of many things...
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5691
03-27-2006, 06:30 PM
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Q: !8ball, have you seen my cat?
~~ A: LEMONS AND NOTHING MORE. ~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
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#5692
03-27-2006, 10:04 PM
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Q: WHAT HAPPEN?
A: The cows are simultaneously alive and dead. Don't open the box.
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#5693
03-27-2006, 11:18 PM
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Q: What did the clue inside the box say?
A: Enter at your own risk
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#5694
03-28-2006, 12:03 AM
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Q: Whaddya mean with all that "abandon hope" crud?
A: Knock knock!
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#5695
04-02-2006, 08:03 PM
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Q: Aren't we doing this joke the wrong way round?
~~ A: Michael Caine did it. ~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
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#5696
04-03-2006, 05:12 PM
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Q: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
A: RUN AWAY AND LIVE!!!
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi
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#5697
04-07-2006, 11:00 PM
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Q: What would you say to anyone going to "Basic Instinct 2"?
A: Puff, the Magic Dragon.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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04-08-2006, 04:44 AM
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Q: Who was just arrested for selling drugs in a land called Honalee?
A: 4096 bit encryption
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi
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#5699
04-08-2006, 03:46 PM
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Q: What was it?
A: I like to sing in the moonlight, on Honolulu Bay...
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#5700
04-10-2006, 09:18 PM
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Q: What do you when you turn into a werewolf?
A: It was a week last Tuesday.
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