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#5621
02-25-2006, 03:26 PM
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Q: Will I be the last?
A: Only Korgano could make her talk...But he is not chasing her any more...
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#5622
02-28-2006, 11:43 AM
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Q: have you got the important information about what happened to my ship from that masaka chick?
A: no I was not looking.
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#5623
03-04-2006, 11:32 AM
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Q: Travis, have you found those extra lines yet?
~~ A: HOT! ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5624
03-04-2006, 06:45 PM
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Q: WHAT did you call Korgano?
A: Lamb Musaka! Heheheh!
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#5625
03-04-2006, 06:51 PM
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Q: What did you say the Klingon's secret weapon was?
~~ A: Oh, dear GOD, no! ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5626
03-04-2006, 07:02 PM
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Q: Maybe some nice EGGPLANT Musaka?
A: This wine is Korgano'ed
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#5627
03-04-2006, 09:12 PM
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Q: I'm sorry?
(Well, there was the vaguest Fawlty Towers reference ever...) ~~ A: Turn left, then keep turning left. ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5628
03-04-2006, 09:33 PM
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Q: Excuse me sir, how do I get to the Counterclockwise Bar?
A: What a strange name for a place that is going in the right direction
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#5629
03-04-2006, 10:08 PM
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Q: Welcome to Paramount.
~~ A: My, my, how quaint! ~~Lostoyannaya
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#5630
03-04-2006, 11:39 PM
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Q: So, what do you think about the Constitution's ablicability of in the modern world?
A: How true...
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#5631
03-05-2006, 06:41 AM
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Q: Did you hear, the latest word on the street is that 1+1 does actually equal 2!
A: That's factorial, silly.
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#5632
03-05-2006, 06:24 PM
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Q: but doesn't 2 and 2 equal 4?
A: no, thats actually 5.
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#5633
03-06-2006, 04:47 AM
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Q: Is the 47th-root of 7.1054273576010018587112426757813*1032 equal 5.2?
A: System Overload!
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#5634
03-06-2006, 10:45 AM
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Q: Why can't I get my essay proposal off the ground?
A: Ha.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5635
03-06-2006, 01:14 PM
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Q: That joke was so funny, but there is something I forgot to say in response to it.
A: Anybody reading please remain quiet until we find the answer to the question.
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#5636
03-06-2006, 04:00 PM
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Q: Excuse me...?
~~ A: DUCK! ~~Lostoyannaya :cry:
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#5637
03-07-2006, 10:02 AM
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Q: In this time of bird flu you only have to say one thing to scare people off, what would that be?
A: MONKEY!
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#5638
03-07-2006, 11:03 PM
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Q: Little Susie, what animal was your favorite at the zoo?
A: :arrow:
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#5639
03-08-2006, 05:01 AM
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Q: Over Where?
A: Look to the right!
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#5640
03-08-2006, 02:00 PM
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Q: Where do I sign up for the Ministry of Silly Walks?
A: Watch that first step, it's a long one. Oh, and have a nice trip.
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