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06-23-2003, 08:16 PM
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 ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Bwahaha! :lol: Why aren't you laughing? I made a joke![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Large quantities of H20 seem to be progressing swiftly with a downwards motion from the upper atmosphere onto the outer layer of the earths crust.[/colorost_uid0]
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06-23-2003, 08:33 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the weather like out there?A: Raindrops keep falling on my knee.[/color ost_uid0]
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06-23-2003, 08:47 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did the Kneebonia Propoganda Ministry change the title of B.J. Thomas' popular song to?A: TROGDOR!!![/color ost_uid0]
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06-23-2003, 09:12 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Just what the spluck is that THING attacking that peasant village over there?[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Greta Garbo on speed.[/colorost_uid0]
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06-23-2003, 11:57 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How can you tell a frog's been in your fridge?A: Inconsiderate gomers who lock me out of my own home by throwing the deadbolt.[/color ost_uid0]
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06-23-2003, 11:57 PM
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ost_uid0]ost_uid0]fly[/bost_uid0]ing around in your fridge again?Q. Who are you blaming your tardiness on [i ost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] time, Sa'ar?A. Only five days? That's disturbingly fast.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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06-24-2003, 06:22 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:How long did it take Voyager to get home in the alternate universe? (HAHAHA, didnt go for the obvious one)A: "Ok, who swiched my coffee to decaf?"[/color ost_uid0]
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06-24-2003, 06:32 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is the worst costume for Halloween?A: "Hold on, we are about to turn the ship upside down."[/color ost_uid0]
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06-24-2003, 06:37 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is a sign you are on drugs?A: "I think we hit something, Captain. Want me to turn around to see if it was a deer?"[/color ost_uid0]
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#433
06-24-2003, 06:40 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Should I ask why our bonnet just flew off when we passed that tree back there?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Delenn, Delenn, Delenn!(I DID say my brain was fried. :runs  [/colorost_uid0]
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06-24-2003, 06:40 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: *muttermuttermutter* Q: Who's so nice they named her thrice? A: My old man said follow the van.[/color ost_uid0]
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#436
06-24-2003, 06:45 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why did you just jump off the ship? A: Oh oh, a hologram is actually eating Neelix's food, and loves it too.[/color ost_uid0]
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#437
06-24-2003, 06:49 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What were Peter Pan's tragic last words before his death at age 30?*grumblegrumblegrumble* Cut that out! Q: What's a sure sign you're reading a sub-standard Trek novel? A: TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOR![/color ost_uid0]
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06-24-2003, 06:49 AM
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ost_uid0]*muttermumblemuttermumble* Q: Who is responsible for this MESS?! A: Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. [quote ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: Who's so nice they named her thrice?[/quoteost_uid0]:howls: SA'AAAAAAR![/color ost_uid0]
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#439
06-24-2003, 08:30 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Aragorn: "Um, Gandalf, I know you are powerful and stuff, but, well, I was wondering if I could take your staff/wand, and play a little "trick" on Legolas so he's thinks he an ugly duckling?"A: "And Hoshi, here is your new telecommunicatins device. It's called a phonograph."[/color ost_uid0]
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06-24-2003, 06:24 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What would be an example of Hoshi's nightmares?A: "The ready room needed to be redecorated anyway"[/color ost_uid0]
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