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Old 02-11-2006, 11:39 PM
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Q: I really don't think I can let you fly this Jet Airplane without a Pilot's licence.


A: Really?
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Old 02-12-2006, 07:49 AM
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Q: Did you know I used to be called Mandy at weekends?


A: Two Carrots, a teapot and a elastic band.
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Old 02-12-2006, 08:06 AM
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:00 AM
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Q: What does not make a good meal, when drunk (or any other time at that)?


A: Once on weekdays, twice at weekends.
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Old 02-12-2006, 01:46 PM
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A: Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli.
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A: Hallowed are the Pah Wr--, uh, Ori.
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Old 02-13-2006, 05:48 PM
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A: hey YOU are not supposed to know that.
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Old 02-13-2006, 06:17 PM
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Q:I found out what the Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices are! What you think?

A: Great. Thanks. Now I'm scared to try.
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Old 02-14-2006, 12:54 AM
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Old 02-14-2006, 02:31 AM
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Q: Excuse me while I reveal classified information.

A: Well, the *CENSORED wil consist of *CENSORED* fivers and a *CENSORED*.
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Q: Now. How do I cure Odo?!

A: Ask Sloan. Please?
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:46 PM
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