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Old 01-25-2006, 08:52 PM
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A: Aqueosalinocalcalinoetaceoaluminiumosecupreovitrio lic!
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:20 PM
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Q: You now have 10 seconds to say the longest made-up word you can think of.


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Old 01-25-2006, 10:21 PM
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Q: So how about some macaroni?

A: I have a bad feeling about this...
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:28 PM
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Q: Um, is this red light saying "Black Hole Ahead" suppossed to be blinking?



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Old 01-25-2006, 10:40 PM
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Q: What do we do? What do we do?

A: And then it exploded.
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:42 PM
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A: Four Score and 2.67891 years ago....
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:59 PM
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A: Basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away ha haaaa!
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Old 01-26-2006, 12:35 AM
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Old 01-26-2006, 03:23 AM
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A: Open the hood and jiggle the bendy thing.
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Old 01-26-2006, 03:44 AM
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Old 01-26-2006, 04:17 AM
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A: Underwater basket-weaving.
Q: What do the nice young men in their clean white coats do?

A: I do not like them with a fox, I do not like them in a box, I do not like them...
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