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12-19-2005, 02:25 AM
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Q: How can e of pi, who is a Borg drone, have ADHD?
A: And that's my cue to exit
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#5322
12-19-2005, 04:14 AM
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Q: Have you ever heard of Assimilation Imperfection? It involves the incomplete removal of personality shards during initial assimilation. Although total personality is Borg and seeks to be One due to shattering of initial personality, the drone retains a personality and all that jazz. While disconcerting, the drones due retain the abitility to think independantly, which does allow for the Collective Greater Conciousness to leave them with more discretion than normal. Thus their use in situations such as the long term implantation of moles into pre-Federation society to gain a better ability to forcast smaller being's actions. But that's of course totally rediculous that drones would be used for such irrelevant means. Right?
A: This drone is prone to distraction, reading of (according to the Greater Conciousness) irrelevant materials, hyperactivity, and an unatural interest in the actions of smaller beings. hence the fact that, were the project above metioned true, this drone would be assigned.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5323
12-19-2005, 07:57 PM
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Q: So before we activate this drone, make sure you read the Warning label first
A: A Chili Cheese Coffee Nebula? Cool...
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#5324
12-20-2005, 02:19 AM
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Q: OMG! A Class W00t Nebula!
A: There's tea in that nebula...
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#5325
12-20-2005, 03:33 PM
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Q: Captain, we want to rebel against the tea tax but we have no tea to throw off the ship at the tea party.
A: Looks like John is the only one to like it
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#5326
12-20-2005, 04:02 PM
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Q: What are the focus group results for the Creamed Spaghetti Spish Tuna Cassoral Suprise?
A: It's the food that makes you hurl, so ask for it by name.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5327
12-20-2005, 09:31 PM
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Q: What's store-bought fruit cake?
A: Store-bought fruit cake.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5328
12-21-2005, 12:43 AM
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Q: If it isn't a brick that broke my window, then what is it?
A: Maybe if you add chili to it, then it might be edible. Then again, nothing could make it edible.
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#5329
12-21-2005, 01:12 AM
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Q: How is your store-bought fruitcake?
A: Stoned ground wheat thins.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5330
12-21-2005, 04:34 AM
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Q: What do you use if you can't get the fruitcake?
A: Ummm, er, well, ya see, er.... Hey, what's that?
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5331
12-22-2005, 02:33 AM
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Q: Drone 4747, why did you eat the pie?
A: You are going to need a bigger flyswatter.
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#5332
12-22-2005, 02:56 AM
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Q: By the Collective, did you see that thing?
A: On second thought, resistance may not be futile after all. I didn't know they made guns that big!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5333
12-22-2005, 03:05 PM
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Q: So how did the Borg react when they tried to assimulate the species with the big guns and walk around naked?
A: Well, it caused many drones to malfunction due to the excitment
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#5334
12-22-2005, 07:18 PM
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You are sick. Just sick.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5335
12-22-2005, 09:52 PM
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Q: How was the store-bought fruitcake?
A: Resistance to Christmas and holiday carols is futile.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5336
12-22-2005, 10:24 PM
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Q: How can we escape the holiday spirit?
A: Bah, humbug. Christmas is irrelevant.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5337
12-22-2005, 10:44 PM
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Q: what was your opinion before you joined that jolly forum?
A: is it me or is it you....who knows
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#5338
12-22-2005, 10:47 PM
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Q: So, who's here?
A: Your guess is as good as mine.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5339
12-22-2005, 10:51 PM
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Q: will there be anyone in the chat on weekend?
A: not quite...no
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#5340
12-22-2005, 10:56 PM
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Q: Is it morning there?
A: Right. Not that much of a time difference.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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