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Q: So what's the next thing to ban?
A: It's not pink, it's lightish red.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers |
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Q: Why is your cube decorated with pink wallpaper?
A: Death comes unexpectedly!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall! |
#5063
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Q: And John's life philosophy is?
A: Life long, prosper, and always have the coolest gadgets.
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Q: What's your new motto?
A: What kind of motto is that?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: My motto is "free candy for all" - like it?
A: Twinkies for everybody!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall! |
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Q: And the next motto for encouraging the consumption of more fruits and veggies is... what the? :shock:
A: It's a small world afterall..
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#5067
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Q: Didn't I just see you over there?
A: Congrats, you just cracked this case |
#5068
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Q: There hasn't been any theft here...the dog just ate the cheese.
A: There's no more power!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Can't we just crank the voltage up a notch?
A: I have pie!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall! |
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Q: so tell me..what is your excuse for not being at the forum right now?
A: RTFM :!:
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Q: So what's the Acronym for "Read The FAQ 'n Manual" anyways?
A: I did!
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Q: did you hear about what happened to the weekend chat? it was quite empty this week.
A: GAH
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Q: If x < GAK but x > GAD, then what is x?
A: E-Gad!
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Q: but what is gad if you write it in c++?
A: yeah RIGHT!
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Q: So, does iNstein run XP?
A: Not much, you?
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers |
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Q: Whad'ya know?
A: cheese smells good.... |
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Q: Why did you steal the cheese?
A: Monotone.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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Q: Monotone or Stereo?
A: Wierd Al.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers |
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Q: Who makes all these weird animations, anyway?
A: Its the Dark Side! (You are correct...)
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall! |
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Q: I sense something bad is coming.
A: Redneck Darth Vader (Luke, I am your father...and your uncle, and your brother, and your grandfather, lol) |
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