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Old 10-29-2005, 10:14 PM
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Old 10-29-2005, 11:07 PM
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A: That's amusing.
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Old 10-29-2005, 11:23 PM
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A: Spring forward, Fall back.
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Old 10-30-2005, 03:36 AM
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A: Nah, that's only for triangles.
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Old 10-30-2005, 02:26 PM
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Q: Can we solve this trade dispute with the aid of pythagoras' theorems?

A: There is nothing in life as satisfying as, well.... I forget.
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Old 10-30-2005, 06:16 PM
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Q: SO what's your position on Alhiemer's?

A: I recomend the B option. It comes with a free goat.
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Old 10-30-2005, 06:17 PM
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I hate it when that happens. Stupid logout bug.
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Old 10-31-2005, 05:30 AM
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Q: So, should I take option B and get two hogs and three chickens, or go with option A and get one hog, and five chickens?


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Old 10-31-2005, 05:58 AM
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A: World Civ.
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Old 10-31-2005, 11:00 AM
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A: It's somewhere in the spooky, spooky flower meadow of DOOM
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Old 10-31-2005, 03:58 PM
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Old 10-31-2005, 05:40 PM
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Old 10-31-2005, 09:56 PM
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That was me. Again.
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Old 11-03-2005, 08:35 AM
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Old 11-03-2005, 10:19 PM
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Old 11-04-2005, 09:42 AM
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A: Um, no.
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Old 11-04-2005, 12:40 PM
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Old 11-04-2005, 05:42 PM
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